Minutes: March 18th- Sever 110. -Tony Vila Non-Constitutional Election Minutes: No other actual meeting business was done, but all is well. Bryn was not able to make it, and Dennis had to leave at 8 (errr, 8:30), and so our Infernal Secretary did most of the work involved (and whilst she recovers, I will post the results). We thank her a great deal. Notable quotes and occurences are at the bottom. Thing that Most Kicks Ass: Vericon Person Who Most Kicks Ass: Tom Lotze Cutest Couple Bryn & Kyle Scapegoat Dev Best Declaration of Feline Victory "All your grace are belong to us." -John Paul II That Guy Ben Miller Dennis the Eternal Pre-frosh Dennis Person most likely to be elected "Dennis the eternal prefrosh" Starr (note: was not actually nominated for Dennis the Eternal Prefrosh) Mascot (co-mascots:) Undead Elmo The Transmetal Dragon Also elected/arbitrarily appointed as a result of this: B5 sig mascot: 4" Marcus Cole Figuirine Cool Movie Psig mascot: Silent Bob BBC Sig mascot: Avon looking red pleather jacket Gurney Halleck Tom Lotze Most Persecuted Yet Savory Food Fire (sadly, after neil ate fire for us WITH a sword balanced in his mouth, none of the other nominees had a chance) Dictator in Exile Tom Lotze Pun inspector Dev It was an intense fight in which I gave the final vote for pun inspector to be Dev... and suddenly I realize that that was not a good idea. The Identity of that .*ig Zig The Man Harry Lewis My Hero Neil Sinhababu Half-Elven Ethnographer Rebecca President Clark Dennis Clark The Breakfast Sandwich Aaron Dinkin Muppet Dictator Undead Elmo Puppet Dictator George Bush Most Maligned Cause Great Justice !! Name most in need of an Umlaut Lotze Oldest HRSFAn Tom Lotze God and His Prophet Box & Jim Profit Name most in Need of a Castle VonKorff We were only able to agree on this one once it was compromised that Castle VonKorff would be for the use of HRSFA. Most Tragic Figure Jason Morrow Button Man Darwin HRSFA's Best Cuban Cassia Martin Evil Trickster Tom's evil twin It was a vicious vicious battle, starting off with the manipulative trick that all votes for Tom went to Tom's evil twin. I was upset given that the category was specifically MADE for Kyle (who tricked me into seconding Ben Miller for My Hero), but I got my revenge in the end, with an emergency nomination that lef to the election of... Tom's Evil Twin Kyle Niedzwicki Best Trial by Fire for New Officers the coming Pillow Fight True, we have had a pillow fight since then, but it was pointed out by Dev "the pillow fight is always coming" Vice President of Cheez Balls Tony Awarded not only for my enthusiasm, but also consisten tossing of cheeseballs into Neil's mouth. Tom Moira Hill Date for Next Meeting Claudia Stone Cold Tse Wei Lim Avon Tony Vila Vericon fishy woman Anthy Himemiya's Octopus Best Television Show Tony Vila There just wasn't enough broad support for any nominee in this category to defeat me. I am proud of Babylon 5 and Blake's 7 being the last two competitors, but how can they compete against me, my initials, my jackets, my wacky interactions, and my ramblings? Martyr Withers Oz Neil Sinhababu Friendly Ghost Starr Dios Kevin Gold Surface of the Planet Mars Weekes Footbridge Phrase Least Likely to be Successfully Seconde "Let's have another HCS war" cutest little sister Hillary Moberly Most Delirious Hillary Moberly Most Delicious Thing Most "Trustworthy" Cassia Martin Tom Lotze After much discussion, and it was getting late, Cassia and Tom decided to "share the win" Loved King Kevin Gold Devil Kong Kevin Gold Best Person to kill in the beginning of a Mafia game Dennis - damn you all. Stool Pidgeon Dennis Clark Undercover Cop Conan Some guy walked in and wanted to win a position. So we gave him this one. Noncons are like that, I imagine. Best New Non-Con Position Best New Non-Con Position Really not very comfortable with this recursion stuff. Best Blade Runner Reference Neil Sinhababu KGB Mole Paul Berman Our esteemed Mr. Berman has a special report on that to give, by the way. Length of $50 Memberships 3.5 inches This does not bring me any closer to knowing what to write on the cards, which was the purpose of my creating the category. Sigh. Cutest B5 Male Zathras Most Over-Hyped B5 Male Marcus Cole Most Likely To Be Arrested by the B5 Sig Leader on Charges of Sedition Tony Vila My election was due to a lack of any other nominees. I swear other people were nominated for the post, but the infernal never got around to putting it up. Given the leader of B5 sig's tendencies towards "zig"ness, the end for me will soon come in all likeliehood. Officer who would be a cool Scapegoat Dennis Clark Best AYB poster IOP Poster All Your Base Surfact of the Planet Mars Best Moon Anti-Truth Moon Cutest member of Evangelion Kevin Gold Tse Wei Lim Dennis Clark Most Extant Facial hair Tom Lotze Mandatory Hair Color Blue Worst British Accent Marcus Cole Best Babylon 5 episode Passing through Gethsemane Most Blatantly Freudian Object Light-Saber Quotes: Kevin: Should I go back to my room for flashlights, rations, and iron wire? Starr, voting for Paul Berman for "That Guy": I don't know who he is! Dennis: We need to follow parliamentary procedure. Dev, campaigning for Kevin as "Evil Trickster": Tom has all these powerful psychic tortures to inflict on people, these lightning bolts emanating from his head when he talks to you, but you [Kevin], you're more subtle about it, you're seductive at the game, but I'm on to you! Dev, to Tony: Your insurrection has been crushed. You're next. Kevin, campaigning for Tom for "Name Most in Need of an Umlaut": Lootze! Lootze! Lootze! (as Tom wins) Looooootze!!!!! Tony: I can't vote for Alanis for God. She's just too annoying. Dev: Oh, yeah, like the real God isn't annoying. Dev: No name would strike fear into the hearts of our enemies like "Castle HRSFA." Tom: "Castle VonKorff" would. Tony: I think Tom is Tom's Evil Twin. The Tom we see is the evil twin of the real Tom. Tom, as votes for "Tom Lotze" under "Evil Trickster" are automatically counted also as votes for "Tom's Evil Twin": And if you split those people in half, Kyle will win! Neil, hefting sword: What about splitting people in half? Hillary: Who nominated me "Most Delicious"? None of the HRSFen should know what I taste like! Erin: Actually, I might (then arcane talk about about Track Initiation rituals). Neil, collapsing "All Your Base" category: But the "Surface of the Planet Mars" is "Weekes Footbridge," and that Belongs to Us. Cassia: The number of votes required to win a category is based on elaborate calculations, and the time on the clock is one of the factors in that calculation. Occurances: During a lengthy battle to elect Dev as mascot (noting such features as: Tony wants his roommate to be a scapegoat, his "goat"ee, and Dev's all around humor) we reach 8 votes for Dev, which is exactly half, and start a long argument about whether that is a majority. All of a sudden, Dev enters the meeting, sees how much is on the blackboard, yells in shock, and gains 3 more votes. It's all his fault. Neil attempts to eat the Breakfast Sandwich which was brought along to campaign for Aaron Dinkin. *After* attempting same (not during), he discovers meat patty and egg are in fact plastic. Dev offers himself to Neil as food. Neil bites Dev's finger. Context of actual campaign remains unclear. Tony repeatedly bemoans Cassia's wanton abuse of power in declaring wins. (This is meant as an actual minutes entry.) Erin attempts to seduce Cassia away from even calling out the "Cutest B5 Male" election. When Cassia manages to call it out, Erin attempts to stage a general boycott of said category. This fails. (Also meant as actual minutes entry, not humor.) The singing by Undead Elmo is always a notable occurence. take care, tony