Minutes, 3.3.02 From: Kaitlin Branson Heller Date: Sun Mar 03 2002 - 23:05:44 EST --------------------------------------------------- People were still writing nominations on the boards down to the wire. The meeting was called to order out of chaos. **BUSINESS: - Anyone wanting to be a prefrosh host should contact a co-chair. We need people to table. - Sundell will set up an email archive for HRSFA. It will be password protected. - Starr proposed that, as a fundraiser, HRSFen should volunteer for psych experiments and donate the money to HRSFA. This idea was rejected on the grounds that it would destroy modern science. - The MASQ happened. Much yay. Ender had prizes (Harry Potter doorknob cover thingies, Mummy II posters) for best costumes, which were divided accordingly. Winners were: Best Group Costume, Runner-Up: the dominatrices Best Group Costume: Alice in Wonderland Best Individual Costume, Runner-Up: Bryn, as the Princess Bride Best Individual Costume: Lucy, as Mystique Most business was skipped over in the interest of time ... *SIG REPORT-LET Milk & Cookies: Friday, Leverett JCR, 9 pm. Stating the Obvious SIG: Reported, "this is gonna hurt." Star Trek Never Will Be a SIG: Watched 4:30 Sat. Next meeting undetermined. Noteables SIG had a cool concert. And then Dennis and Cassia said, LET THERE BE NON-CONS. And there were non-cons ... ***************************************************************** NON-CONSTITUTIONAL ELECTIONS ***************************************************************** In the interest of maintaining the Infernal's sanity, all proxies were declared null and void. Kyle was sneaky. Stating the Obvious SIG would like to point out that Dev is full of shit. - Kyle I put forward that I still hate David and Starr. - Dennis I say we have a runoff between Death and Harvey Mansfield. - Dennis We have to have a runoff between God, Isaac Asimov, and Terry Pratchett. - Dennis Who wants lime tostitos? ... Who wants regular tostitos? Who wants sex? - Dennis Sugar Glutton of Hades: Curunir, Cerberus, Curufin. Never mind who they are. - Cassia I defeated Batman. - Jeff (after the runoff for "the man") NOTE: Mike gleeson has, apparently, been nominated for scapegoat for over a decade. Kyle (laughing drunkenly): Would the bitch with the stick please wield the sticks?! Ender: In this case the co-chair could be considered a tool. Ninjas is the best solution to a philosophical problem I've ever heard. - Ender HRSFAn: Who can explain the warehouse explosion? Jeff: Where's Aaron? NOTE: A resolution was passed that we do not trust Charles, Dev, Tony, or any subset thereof with bleach. Wait a second ... I've been nominated for a pointer?! - Ender HRSFAn: Anyone want to explain the penny? Dev: I dropped a penny into the TV, boom, you know what happened. Tse Wei: I'm also responsible for Manhattan. Exchange between HRSFen: - Neil Rudenstine isn't a muppet! - Yes he is! Have you ever seen him? Nobody beats Bryn. - Dennis Warren: I do actually have a bladder on a stick. Withers: I'm sorry. Ender: Kyle ... have you been attempting to make ties in non-con elections? Kyle (innocently): No. Kyle: Fuck you, Dennis Clark! HRSFen: Aww... Dennis: It's a trend, oh my. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 19th century novel: emma absolute zero: stone cold all knowing evil villain: tom & withers apropos of nothing: needing a ham awww: fuck you dennis clark bane of carpet cleaners: lime tostitos with a hint of sex bane of hrsfa: chloe lopez bane of kyle: the showing of the neverending story best buffy musical drinking game: go to a party and whenever someone drinks, sing a song from the buffy musical best cause: the revolution of the world best cinnamon substitute: cassia best non-con office: all your base best pain substitute: rebecca (2nd place: non-con nominations) best trial by fire for new officers: tony better: sex big liar: loki big: dig bitch with a stick: cassia brainless swollen lifesucking god of death: the Nose brainy smurf: noam elkies bryn: kristin caesar: keyser soze catan boy: tony catherder: rebecca celebrity who most looks like dennis clark: alan rickman charles flag of sarcasm: *bitch with a stick chief-eater-off-the-table: david speyer court gesture: evil eye court jester: tom cream puff: charles cutest couple: dev & tony dark lord of the sith: warren dennis the eternal pre-frosh: kartik dictator-in-exile: withers diet coke of evil: lis drunk with power: cassia (by acclimation, on the spot. says withers, in a zombie-like monotone: "bluue stuuuff ...") explicator: feh flaming voodoo: the metaphysical dust cloud that is bizarreness sig fluffiest: kyle gandalf: olorin ghengis khan: mary grace god and his prophet: alanis & *celebrity who most looks like dennis clark grand vizier: kevin gold greater laugh ever: *inherently evil gurney halleck: tom lotze hair lifetime achievement award: lucy montalvo has 4 kings: dev herded cat: lucy HRSFA central command: Quincy World Domination Room HRSFA: harvard remedial spelling association HRSFAs new name: lampoon castle inherently evil: tony lance corporal: warren m. tusk least likely to not be harry potter: kaitlin lobster magnet: kowarsky lookalikes: sundell & mitzi the drag queen & elrond & ben folds & agent smith lord high executioner: bryn lucy montalvo: ranma mafia: obviously not tony mao: bill zaientz martyr: matt withers mascot: our beloved undead elmo meanie!!: tom #17 miss HRSFA: tse wei (by fiat immediately upon his removal of his coat, revealing the sexy dress and hose underneath) most creative use of a catan board: tony & heather most creative use of tony & heather: a catan board most disappointing TV show: tony vila most disturbing anagram: kaitlin branson heller = rank one lesbian thrill most flammable: the roof most hated moon: sailor moon most like a cereal: life most likely to be colonized by rabbits: warren most likely to become dictator of a small country: tse wei most likely to get a beat-down: tony most probable future sig: gladitorial combat sig most smokeable catan resource: sheep most unlikely sig: committee to elevate kyle to godlike status sig mr. HRSFA: kaitlin muppet dictator: erin my big brother: kyle my hero: neil name of devs guitar: robert paulsen ninja: tse wei non-con position most likely to be a lie: the only other position mindy is nominated for besides vile temptress non-dennis the eternal pre-frosh: kartik not dennis the eternal pre-frosh: kartik not to be trusted with bleach: charles officer who should be a scapegoat: dennis oldest HRSFAn: God otherwise drunk: kyle paul bunyan: aaron planet in need of a sailor scout: rupert pleasant question mark: monica professor of potions: dennis pun inspector: aaron puppet dictator: chase b. tings-ley 99 quadrangle of the sorceress: the mighty rhombus radish: *recurring level boss rat king: jeff goldblum raunchiest non-con meeting in memory: this meeting really impressive title: lord high executioner recurring level boss: harvey mansfield recursion: break ("stating the obvious sig would like to say that we have voted for recursion many times.") resident crack dealer: mary grace room whose blackboard we we should use next: science center c saviours of the library: moira & rebecca saying the name of the game during the game: give me the brain scapegoat: dev & lis second bad guy to get beaten up during a jackie chan movie: jet li she blinded me with zaientz: bill silly comedy: *raunchiest non-con meeting in memory silly commie: papa smurf solution to tonys box problem: ninjas song from the buffy musical that becomes most annoying when sung by members of HRSFA: rest in peace, walk through the fire, going through the motions, anyas bunny song (all of them won, by fiat) sorceress of the quad: alexa fields sorceress-journeyman of the quad: rebecca splitter: the popular judean peoples front stone cold: tse wei sugar glutton of hades: kyle supreme masochist: tse wei surface of the planet mars: david speyer tail recursion: *tail recursion tallest former co-chair: bryn tallest HRSFAn: lucy teamwork ninja: ender tenor of the discussion: *raunchiest non-con meeting in memory that guy: ben the man!: bert vaux the man: alan rickman the one: {{}} the only other position mindy is nominated for besides vile temptress: non-con position most likely to be a lie the other one: jet li the plural: HRSFen the robber in the catan movie: samuel l. jackson the stick: dennis title of that *ig* (star trek): never will be a sig tom bombadil: neil tony f-ing vila: tony tony: *tail recursion totally sweet ninja: erin true name of the lampoon castle: castle vonkorff vash the stampede: charles vile temptress: mindy wanker: kyle what do we want: now when do we want it: before we take berlin wielder of the flame of udun: rebecca wielder of the word: bert vaux youngest HRSFAn: *oldest HRSFAn your other left: dev your other lover: karl marx -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The elections were finished in 2 hours, 59 minutes, and 58 seconds. Yay. The next meeting will take place Sunday, March 17, at 7 pm in Sever 110. We will make a decision about proxy voting by graduates. Recorded March 3, 2002. Kaitlin Branson Heller Infernal Secretary Mr. HRSFA Least Likely to Not Be Harry Potter [This is the HRSFA announcement list. To unsubscribe, please send the one-line message "unsubscribe hrsfa-announce" to majordomo@hcs.harvard.edu. Please send questions about this list to hrsfa@hcs.harvard.edu]