Non-cons Meeting Minutes / Nominations From: Elena Udovina Date: Tue Mar 01 2005 - 04:43:37 PST 1. Elections "Darkness emerged at the end of the tunnel" (Elisabeth), and we elected Ed and Emily for Editor-in-Chief and Vericon Chair respectively. 2. HRSFA T-shirts Chris: "The design should be distinctive, but something I'd want to wear." Kaitlin: "So, in other words, a monkey." Kaitlin wants to design, but we would like to have more than one design from which to choose. We don't want to shirts to be black, nor do we want them to be white. 3. Schedule for Spring The Ides of March will happen on the Ides of March, 3/15 The Masq will happen some time, but we don't know when yet The Big Wednesday will happen on the Big Wednesday, 3/23 Spring Break will happen 3/26 through 4/3 The Going of the Hour will happen on 4/3, All Hail Chronos The Myld Hunt will happen on 4/16, and we have a vocal fox by the name of Alexa The Spring Party will happen on 4/23 Prefrosh weekend will happen on 4/29-5/2 4. All your GMs are belong to Kaitlin. Meet with her to figure out reasonably non-intersecting schedules. 5. Guest lectures We want to bring in guest speakers to talk to us at times other than Vericon. You should go talk to Michael if you have thoughts on the subject. We'll try to do something in the spring and see what happens. 6. Wiki Matt: "Wikeee!" Has a very secret name and password that has absolutely nothing to do with the name of this fine organization (not case-sensitive). I am told that distributing it over the list in unveiled format is bad form. We will have a wiki calendar, at which people will look because it is easier than to fish through email. Therefore, you will post events to the wiki calendar in the process of announcing them. Contact Vincent if you have ideas about how to make life easier. 7. "And then¡K we'll have¡K games." ¡V Noam. Vericon earned some money. We can use that to buy some games. You should send out emails to help us figure out what games HRSFA wants to have. You should also send out emails if you have HRSFA's games, or if HRSFA has your games that you want back. 8. Vericon Everybody said that we want Vericon to happen, except Kartik's left foot. So, if you're not Kartik's left foot, you should come and talk to Emily about doing work for Vericon. 9. SIG Reports MST3K: showed a movie. It was funny. Will show Episode 2 next week. Writer's SIG: on Tuesdays, time and place TBA. Every other week has common writing time; if you're beleaguered by a thesis, theses have temporarily been designated "creative writing". Writers' SIG is also working on collaborative writing projects, about which you should talk to Elisabeth. The other every other week will contain writing workshops. Email Elisabeth with a Tuesday when you want the writers to talk about you. Magic: "Goddamnit we need to draft." ¡V Warren. Will draft some time in the upcoming week. Email Warren for times that are good for you. Games: has nothing interesting to report. Baking: made a birthday cake for Lamont. It had apples. It was duly consumed at the meeting. Bizarreness: danced in the snow. It was awesome. There are pictures online here http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~myang/bizarre_ballroom/ and here http://66.30.117.156:8081/raid1. Bizarreness will also absolutely NOT Capture the Flag in Widener, about which you absolutely should NOT email Matt. Cool Movie SIG: watched something. Will watch something else. Milk & Cookies: happened last night (as of meeting time, i.e. on 2/26). Was full of technology and sex. Will meet on the 3rd weekend of March. Stargate: is amazing. Peter: "I have a SIG too! Video gaming SIG has nothing to report." RPG: Shadow Run will start on Sunday. 10. Non-cons Noam: "The rest of this board is empty to make more room for death" These are incomplete, because someone (*cough Lamont *cough*) kindly offered to type up the stuff he wrote down and then left it all in my possession. So, look for a few more pages of nominations hopefully soon. If I in my innocence and ignorance misspelled something, email me and Vincent, and it'll be corrected. To nominate something now, email me and Vincent the category, the nominee, and the person seconding you. ---Trial by Fire--- Non-cons Auto-da-fe Quest for Glory 2 ---Attorney at Pie--- Kartik ---Most Kingly--- Tyrannosaurus Rex Aragorn Utan raptor The King of No Pants ---Still the prettiest--- Michael Von Korff Legolas ---Tasty--- Rage against the man Pie Pudding Spicy wontons Beef sticks Crat Cow ---It's that time again--- Shirtless o'clock Of the month Too late Noam's handwriting ---Big Wank--- Kevin Martin ---Bane of HRSFA--- Chloe Lopez Cloe Lopez, and I don't give a damn if you don't understand that, I'll explain it later Women exist Bridge Poker ---Mascot--- The undead and dying Elmo ---Most annoying thing in the world--- Pointers Condensed milk The Yankees Red Sox fans ---Best thing in the world--- Condensed milk Red Sox winning the World Series War between replicators and Gould Making Chris decide between Red Sox winning the World Series and War between replicators and Gould Nominations that make people scream Monkey, Ninja, Pirate, Robot ---Today--- Monday Yesterday *It's that time again No jam ---Best drinking game--- Take a shot whenever Matt sees anything "Fuck, I lost" Take a drink every time someone sings a song from Buffy the Musical ---When do we want it--- Brains Last night Real soon Today *Today ---No, no, no--- Ruberto Unger Photomontage Barath Me, Barath Sec Charles and little girls Kartik's hair Kartik in orange spandex Joel in orange spandex Fishnet leash Bonobos Your mom Flailing is so effectual *Haze me, haze me *Best picture Lowell boy slush Deaths of Agamemnon and Menelaus *Tyler nominating HRSFA for yes, yes, yes ---Not to be trusted with bleach--- Kartik Matt ---Scapegoat--- Cody Jason Morrow Chris ---There should be another--- The Other Skywalker ---There can be only one--- *There should be another ---Will kill us all eventually--- Vericon Elena The Great Cthulhu Lamont Chimpanzees ---Mr HRSFA--- Kaitlin Ed Alexa ---Ms HRSFA--- Tyler Cody ---Burn me--- Foods I enjoy Trogdor ---Mr /\_|{}^'="--- Noam Heath Ledger ---Bitch with a stick--- Alexa Elisabeth ---The stick--- Matt Warren ---Better--- Human sex Bonobo sex Lumati sex Purple Resolved: Sex is Banned ---Also--- A bagel ---GM killer--- Melissa Tyler Absence of character sheets 20-page-long character sheets Fog Catastropho ---Bad--- Complex Analysis ComPlex Analysis Expos ---Worse--- Organic Chemistry Likes Elf Porn ---Brainless Life-Sucking God of Death--- Harvard religion department ---Purple--- Green Hedgehog Grapes *Green I hate you all ---Green--- Purple Grapes *Purple I hate you all ---Kaitlin--- Kaitlin Catelyn Bob Dole Will be drunk soon ---I hate you all--- Warren speaking ---Infinite recursion--- *Infinite recursion ---Dwarf Love--- Jason Michael Von Korff ---Political Party of HRSFA--- Jason for Dwarf Love Tastycrat Ironic evil ---Makes wise decisions--- Emily ---Makes unwise decisions--- Emily Friends HRSFA ---Final boss of HRSFA--- Jason ---Best Sitcom Ever--- HRSFriends Oh Deev ---Grounded--- Kaitlin ---The Fury--- Jason Non-cons The sound ---The Pain--- Non-cons Warren ---The Fear--- Non-cons The Kong Spooky ---The Sorrow--- Warren "Myself" Emily and Kartik Non-cons ---Exploding--- Potatoes Toilets *Unexploded Warren COBRA unit ---Unexploded--- Cows Officer board *Not dead yet ---Still not king--- Aragorn Jesus Kartik ---Most convincing argument--- No one could survive a fall like that I'm bigger than you Tony has 8 points I'm confused You're confused Pudding Electromagnetic fields P=NP Oh, yeah Your mother is a whore Women exist? What the fuck? It's not my fault It seemed like a good idea at the time Because ---Doesn't know anything--- Tyler ---What do we want?--- Brains Your mom Pie ---Destroyer of worlds--- Noam The king of all cosmos ---Stupid fucker--- James Russell ---Cutest Couple--- Replicators and Gould Emily and Kartik Tyler and Michael Chris and Jason Bunny and Llama Cody and Michael Michael Von Korff and Michael Von Korff Elena and Alison Cthulhu and Hello Kitty Matt and Alexa Kaitlin and Alexa Kaitlin and Emily Hephaestos and Aphrodite Set and Set Tyler and his vacuum cleaner Tyler's cat and his vacuum cleaner Pinker and Unger Alexa and hot & sour soup Novalis and Yukio Mishima Warren and cupcakes ---HRSFA HQ--- The Kong The Kant Lowell Castle Von Korff Castlevania Mordor ---Silence fell upon the room--- Kaitlin speaking ---Ugliest couple--- Teal'c and O'Neil Bohr and Einstein Pinker and Unger ---Ideal Miniature HRSFen--- Legos Cheetie Cheetie Kaitlin The witch king of Angmar Meeple Tiny Prince Tom Noam dancing ---God and His Prophet--- The GM and the GM Tyler and his vacuum cleaner Kartik and Emily Warren and the Dark Pope ---Girl--- Waggon fulla pancakes Tyler Charles Kaitlin ---Cream puff--- Charles Peter Sauron Kirby ---Curses the most--- Jason Clayton ---Sergeant at Legs--- Warren ---Most virulent meme--- Tyler is gay ---Muppet dictator--- Kevin Gould David Bowie Rigel Derith Bob Dole ---Time Paradox--- Zaphod Beeblebrox *Infinite recursion Snake is dead End of Non-cons ---Burninating Freshman--- Lamont Lamont Library Trogdor ---Prime--- 2 Jason Fruitfucker People's elbow Number 12 ---The GM--- God Will kill your character ---Spooky--- Doom Mr. Spooky Face Spooooky ---Shouldn't eat my head--- Cody Cthulhu Everyone The Illithid ---Haze me, haze me--- The freshmen Makes fog best ---Final boss of the internet--- Trogdor Tycho Gabe Low tax ---Hold me--- Me Con chair Bat boy ---Pluralization of HRSFAn--- HRSFAen HRSFen Hrsfen I hate you all HRSFAns The Lowell boys sleeping together ---Not expecting that--- Sauron Fuck, I lost The Spanish Inquisition ---Non-cons office--- Lucy Montalvo ---Incorrect--- Physics Chemistry The Cyborg Manifesto The burning fish One spade ---Likes Elf Porn--- Heather Tyler Mauro ---Correct--- Politically Complex analysis ComPlex analysis Tony has 8 points Quantum theology Burning fish One spade Super Smash Brothers- N64 ---Most dapper--- Tyler W. Eden ---HRSFA narrative--- Alexa saw a puppy and it was cute It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ---No man can kill me--- Guys in GI JOE GI Joe ---Has 8 points--- Tony ---Bastard--- Chris ---Martyr--- Vericon Chair ---Prettiest Eyes--- Tyler Sauron Rosalind ---Take a shot--- Fuck, I lost Matt Granoff Frodo falls down Every time my physics professor says "Waves" ---End of nominations--- 5 minutes from now Time paradox Death of the universe ---So over--- This meeting Labyrinth ---So help me God--- Kill you all Mao age I pronounce you man and wife The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth ---French--- Kartik France Fries ---Took a shot--- Noam It seemed like a good idea at the time *The way we like our women ---Worst plan--- Blow up the Ocean ---Freedom--- Fries Foosball Marshmallow and puppies ---Cute--- Puppies Michael Von Korff Ed Su Warren Boris ---Bad pun--- Peter ---Five--- 3 3, sir ---Three--- 5 ---Evil Dr. HRSFA--- Jason ---Nonexistent--- Tooth fairy Sanity ---Took many shots--- Noam Kaitlin That zombie Boromir JFK ---Pun inspector--- Number 12 Aaron Dinkin Emily Morgan ---Beleagured--- Noam and Elisabeth Last couple nominations ---Shouldn't think things--- Matt ---Shouldn't wear clothes--- Tyler ---Shouldn't say words--- Cody Dev ---Shouldn't do actions--- Kaitlin ---Endless--- Yves playing Dis Gaea Jason playing Dis Gaea Sandman *Infinite recursion Non-cons ---What the Fuck--- Lighting system Nominations Alexa sleeping on the floor What: the Fuck Women exist Dick Sucking Mole Fucking "I'd like to nominate Tyler for Prettiest eyes" ¡V Mauro Mind Hand ---The Walloon--- Kaitlin The Walloon ---Not to be discounted--- Gay Sex Hot dogs Infernally yours, Elena. _______________________________________________ hrsfa-announce mailing list hrsfa-announce@lists.hcs.harvard.edu http://lists.hcs.harvard.edu/mailman/listinfo/hrsfa-announce