Non-cons elections minutes From: Elena Udovina Date: Mon Mar 07 2005 - 13:25:50 PST ANNOUNCEMENTS COTG LARP will happen on Saturday 3/12 at 5:30 Nothing not involving no flags is not happening before the LARP at noon. Cool Movie will watch the Sting Baking will bake on Sunday 3/13 in honor of Monday Milk and Cookies will be on 3/19, and you should get your filthy hands off of that Saturday Folk and Myth Thesis SIG would like to point out that the rest of this month doesn't matter Liquid Nitrogen night is on Tuesday 3/8 at 9pm in Lyman 425, and you should email Ed (esu@fas) if you want to come MST3K missed a week, is apologetic, and will meet on Thursday at 8:30 Lamont has an unopened Betrayers box and proposes a triple Betrayers draft on Friday afternoon MOTION to ban sex Cody: "Are we allowed to abstain?" Dave K: "Isn't that the point?" 9 in favor, 9 opposed. HRSFA is not officially unconstitutionally ambivalent whether to ban sex. ELECTIONS Noam: "Order! These are non-cons, they should be taken with grace!" Melissa: "So, guys, which of you wants world peace and to save the animals?" Justin: "Which animals?" Winners are italicized. The errors, as they were caught during the meeting, were corrected. ---Acid Trip--- Katamas: Damacy ---Also--- A bagel ---Asshole--- Tony Quentin Taratino ---Attorney at Pie--- Kartik Mindy ---Awesome--- Mauro ---Bad--- Complex Analysis ComPlex Analysis Expos ---Bad pun--- Peter ---Bane of HRSFA--- Chloe Lopez Cloe Lopez, and I dont give a damn if you dont understand that, Ill explain it later Women exist Bridge Poker ---Bastard--- Chris ---Beleagured--- Noam and Elisabeth Last couple nominations ---Best drinking game--- Take a shot whenever Matt sees anything Fuck, I lost Take a drink every time someone sings a song from Buffy the Musical Sing a song from Buffy the Musical whenever someone takes a drink ---Best Picture--- The Order Episode 1 Episode 4 Alexander *No No No Digital Camera Peasants Quest ---Best Sitcom Ever--- HRSFriends Oh Deev ---Best thing in the world--- Condensed milk Red Sox winning the World Series War between replicators and Gould Making Chris decide between Red Sox winning the World Series and War between replicators and Gould Nominations that make people scream Monkey, Ninja, Pirate, Robot ---Best Weapon--- Pie Buster Shovel Foil Sabre Epee Peters Poke-fu The Stick ---Better--- Human sex Bonobo sex Lumati sex Purple ---Big Wank--- Kevin Martin ---Bitch with a stick--- Alexa Elisabeth ---Brainless Soul-and-Life-Sucking God of Death--- Harvard religion department Wall Street ---Burninating Freshman--- Lamont Lamont Library Trogdor ---Burn me--- Foods I enjoy Trogdor ---Catastrohoe--- Melissa ---Combination of Cunt and Kong--- The Kant Alexa ---Correct--- Politically Complex analysis ComPlex analysis Tony has 8 points Quantum theology Burning fish One spade Super Smash Brothers- N64 Super Smash Brothers Melee ---Cream puff--- Charles Peter Sauron Kirby ---Curses the most--- Jason Clayton ---Cute--- Puppies Michael Von Korff Ed Su Warren Boris ---Cutest Couple--- Replicators and Gould Emily and Kartik Tyler and Michael Chris and Jason Bunny and Llama Cody and Michael Michael Von Korff and Michael Von Korff Elena and Alison Cthulhu and Hello Kitty Matt and Alexa Kaitlin and Alexa Kaitlin and Emily Hephaestos and Aphrodite Set and Set Tyler and his vacuum cleaner Tylers cat and his vacuum cleaner Pinker and Unger Alexa and hot & sour soup Novalis and Yukio Mishima Warren and cupcakes Bill and Eleanor David and Melissa ---Dark Pope--- Robots Warren Odd this prophet A third crotch ---Dead--- Cake Non Cons Cons Tooth Fairy ---Dead false god--- Apophis ---Destroyer of worlds--- Noam The king of all cosmos ---Doesnt know anything--- Tyler ---Dwarf Love--- Jason Michael Von Korff ---Endless--- Yves playing Dis Gaea Jason playing Dis Gaea Sandman *Infinite recursion Non-cons ---End of nominations--- 5 minutes from now Time paradox Heat death of the universe ---End of the World--- Red Sox winning World Series I feel fine Leonard Berstein Time Paradox ---Evil Dr. HRSFA--- Jason ---Exploding--- Potatoes Toilets *Unexploded Warren COBRA unit ---Final boss of HRSFA--- Jason ---Final boss of the internet--- Trogdor Tycho and Gabe Low tax ---Five--- 3 3, sir ---Freedom--- Fries Foosball Marshmallow and puppies ---French--- Kartik France Fries ---Fucker--- Jason Hideo Kujimo ---Full of Rabbits--- Warren Rabbit Warren Catamari Michael Bow St. Flowers ---Girl--- Waggon fulla pancakes Tyler Charles Kaitlin ---GM killer--- Melissa Tyler Absence of character sheets 20-page-long character sheets Fog Catastropho ---God and His Prophet--- The GM and the GM Tyler and his vacuum cleaner Kartik and Emily Warren and the Dark Pope ---God Left--- Holy Ghost Lasers Kaitlin ---God Right--- Holy Ghost Missiles Tyler ---Grammiton Cleric--- Warren ---Green--- Purple Grapes *Purple I hate you all ---Grounded--- Kaitlin ---Has 8 points--- Tony ---Haze me, haze me--- The freshmen Makes fog best ---Hold me--- Me Con chair Bat boy ---H.R.S.F.A.--- Harvard Remedial Spelling Association ---HRSFA HQ--- The Kong The Kant Lowell Castle Von Korff Castlevania Mordor ---HRSFA narrative--- Alexa saw a puppy and it was cute It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ---Ideal Miniature HRSFen--- Legos Chibi Chibi Kaitlin The witch king of Angmar Meeple Tiny Prince Tom Noam dancing ---Incorrect--- Physics Chemistry The Cyborg Manifesto The burning fish One spade ---Ineffectual--- Creates fog best Flailing Pummeling of tiny fists Melissa trying to nominate Tyler to likes elf porn Chris voice The masses ---I hate you all--- Warren speaking ---Infinite recursion--- *Infinite recursion ---Its that time again--- Shirtless oclock Of the month Too late Noams handwriting ---Kaitlin--- Kaitlin Catelyn Bob Dole Will be drunk soon ---Least Convincing Argument--- Tony has 8 points Tony has 9 points Youre confused P=MP Any longer and even the King of Cosmos wont be bothered to believe you I will kill your character HRSFA = mustard seed Countdowns Sometimes its better not to know It wasnt me All mouth, no trousers Its just a sprain Its just a flesh wound ---Library--- Lamont Lamont ---Likes Elf Porn--- Heather Tyler Mauro ---Makes unwise decisions--- Emily Friends HRSFA ---Makes wise decisions--- Emily ---Mammals--- Ninjas ---Martyr--- Vericon Chair ---Mascot--- The undead and dying Elmo ---Meat Sandwich--- Meat Sandwich ---Meme--- I lost Me-me Mee-mee Benobos Warren likes elf porn ---Meow--- Tony is Ocelot ---Most annoying thing in the world--- Pointers Condensed milk The Yankees Red Sox fans ---Most convincing argument--- No one could survive a fall like that Im bigger than you Tony has 8 points Im confused Youre confused Pudding Electromagnetic fields P=NP Oh, yeah Your mother is a whore Women exist? What the fuck? Its not my fault It seemed like a good idea at the time Because I'm not wearing any underwear ---Most dapper--- Tyler W. Eden ---Most Kingly--- Tyrannosaurus Rex Aragorn Utah raptor The King of No Pants ---Most virulent meme--- Tyler is gay ---Most Virulent Mime--- Marcel Marseu ---Mr. /\_|{}^=--- Noam Heath Ledger ---Mr. HRSFA--- Kaitlin Ed Alexa ---Ms. HRSFA--- Tyler Cody Michael ---Muppet dictator--- Kevin Gould David Bowie Rigel Derith Bob Dole ---No man can kill me--- Guys in GI JOE GI Joe ---Non-cons office--- Lucy Montalvo ---Nonexistent--- Tooth fairy Sanity ---No, no, no--- Ruberto Unger Photomontage Barath Me, Barath Sec Charles and little girls Kartiks hair Kartik in orange spandex Joev in spandex Fishnet leash Bonobos Your mom Flailing is so effectual *Haze me, haze me *Best picture Lowell boy slash Deaths of Agamemnon and Menelaus *Tyler nominating Lowell boy slash for yes, yes, yes ---Not Dead Yet--- Castrel Elmo ---Not expecting that--- Sauron Fuck, I lost The Spanish Inquisition ---Not to be discounted--- Gay Sex Hot dogs ---Not to be trusted with bleach--- Kartik Matt ---Pants--- Pants Pahnts No Pants Tentacle porn *What the Fuck ---Pervy hobbit fancier--- Aragorn Leonard Nemoy Boromir David Kowarsky Pervert Hobo Fantasy ---Pluralization of HRSFAn--- HRSFAen HRSFen Hrsfen I hate you all HRSFAns The Lowell boys sleeping together ---Political Party of HRSFA--- Jason for Dwarf Love Tastycrat Ironic evil ---Poor Property Management--- Alfred the Alligator ---Prettiest Eyes--- Tyler Sauron Rosalind ---Prime--- 2 Jason Fruitfucker Peoples elbow Number 12 ---Pun inspector--- Number 12 Aaron Dinkin Emily Morgan ---Purple--- Green Hedgehog Grapes *Green I hate you all ---Scapegoat--- Cody Jason Morrow Chris Kaitlin ---Sergeant at Legs--- Warren ---She had it Coming--- Shae ---Shouldnt do actions--- Kaitlin ---Shouldnt eat my head--- Cody Cthulhu Everyone The Illithid ---Shouldnt say words--- Cody Dev ---Shouldnt think thoughts--- Matt ---Shouldnt wear clothes--- Tyler Everyone ---Sickening--- A bunny and a llama Nuzzling ---Silence fell upon the room--- Kaitlin speaking ---So over--- This meeting Labyrinth ---So help me God--- I will kill you all Mawwiage I pronounce you man and wife The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth ---Spooky--- Doom Mr. Spooky Face Spooooky ---Stickless bitch--- Kaitlin ---Still not king--- Aragorn Jesus Kartik ---Still the prettiest--- Michael Von Korff Legolas ---Stupid fucker--- James Russell ---Take a shot--- Fuck, I lost Matt Granoff Frodo falls down Every time my physics professor says Waves ---Tasty--- Rage against the man Pie Pudding Spicy wontons Beef sticks Crat Cow ---The Best--- Chris Ninjas riding elephants Legolas riding elephants Peters poke-fu The Metsbooyah! ---The Fear--- Non-cons The Kong Spooky ---The Fury--- Jason Non-cons The sound ---The GM--- God Will kill your character ---The Man (the one what tries to keep us down, not THE MAN!)--- Bill Zaientz ---The Moose--- Yves Bob Dole ---The Pain--- Non-cons Warren ---There can be only one--- *There should be another Sean Conner ---There should be another--- The Other Skywalker ---The Sorrow--- Warren Myself Emily and Kartik Non-cons ---The stick--- Matt Warren ---The Walloon--- Kaitlin The Walloon ---The Way We Like Our Coffee / Women--- Covered with bees Hot with a spoon in it Women exist? ---Three--- 5 ---Time Paradox--- Zaphod Beeblebrox *Infinite recursion Snake is dead End of Non-cons ---Today--- Monday Yesterday *Its that time again No jam ---Took a shot--- Noam It seemed like a good idea at the time *The way we like our women ---Took many shots--- Noam Kaitlin That zombie Boromir JFK ---Trial by Fire--- Non-cons Auto-da-fe Quest for Glory 2 ---Ugliest couple--- Tealc and ONeil Bohr and Einstein Pinker and Unger ---Unexploded--- Cows Officer board *Not dead yet ---Unstoppable--- My new filing technique The beat Heat Death of Universe ---Vericon--- Emily Ida Popper Morgan ---Ways to Get into Mordor--- Fake I.D. Catapult Trebuchet Appointment w/ Sauron B-2 Spirit Bomber Manganell Chevret ---What do we want?--- Brains Your mom Pie Now ---What the Fuck--- Lighting system Nominations Alexa sleeping on the floor What: the Fuck Women exist Dick Sucking Mole Fucking Id like to nominate Tyler for Prettiest eyes  Mauro Mind Hand *pants ---When do we want it--- Brains Last night Real soon Today *Today RIGHT NOW ---Will be Drunk Soon--- Kaitlin Kartik Dave K. HRSFA ---Will kill us all eventually--- Vericon Elena The Great Cthulhu Lamont Chimpanzees ---Worse--- Organic Chemistry Likes Elf Porn ---Worst plan--- Blow up the Ocean ---Worst Use of Space--- Universe This Board ---Yes, Yes, Yes--- Lowell Boy Slash Women exist? No no no *no no no Lowell Boys sleeping together _______________________________________________ hrsfa-announce mailing list hrsfa-announce@lists.hcs.harvard.edu http://lists.hcs.harvard.edu/mailman/listinfo/hrsfa-announce