Minutes, 4 December 1994 Recorded by Chris Exner --------------------------------------------------- Meeting opens to the joyous tidings that the U.C. decided not to fund us this year. Furthermore, the administration is booting us out of our office to turn it into storage space. After the messenger is executed, the yearbook photo is taken. Mike Simson tries to get people to sell ads for Fusion. Lifetime memberships are discussed. Specifically, the question of how to sell lifetime memberships without making it impossible to gather a quorum is addressed. Next meeting there will be a vote on constitutional amendment(s) to make this possible. By vote it is decided that lifetime memberships are a Pretty Good Idea. Anime Argh is postponed due to the decapitation of its organizer, Matt Duhan, by an immortal, claymore-wielding C.S. 50 problem set. The Masq will be on an as-yet-undetermined weekend in February. Once again, a design "contest" is being held for the HRSFA T-shirt. Applications by Jan. SIG Reports: BBC - situation normal. Possible Prisoner orgy (is that legal)? MST3K - Lost Continent, Starfighters, TFOS. Rock climbing, Bold, Old teenagers. Milk & Cookies will meet again Friday 12/9 in Cabot N-22. Comic SIG is sort of active under the leadership of Taren Hearn and Chris ______. Star Trek SIG has access to tapes and made a Generations excursion. Gaming SIG: Chariotworld met and was overwhelmed by cursed items and silliness. Ravenloft generated the quote of the meeting (see below). Jade & Silver screams rapidly toward the present. Battletech met, and overspecialized 'mechs killed each other. Magic: the Gathering met. Munchies. "The operation was a success, but we had to replace more of him than I'd thought." Chris Exner Internal Secretary