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Non-Cons 2002

Don't take these too seriously. :)

In alphabetical order...

19th century novel

  • starr's hair
  • emma
  • pride and prejudice
  • harvey mansfield
  • pride and predjudice
  • dev

all-knowing evil villain

  • Tom
  • cassia
  • withers

apropos of nothing

  • mary grace
  • parsley
  • needing a ham

awww

  • lis & dev
  • kaitlin
  • fuck you dennis clark

bane of carpet cleaners

  • hrsfa
  • lime tostitos with a hint of sex

bane of hrsfa

  • kendo club
  • chloe lopez
  • hcs
  • bane
  • carpet cleaners
  • the showing of the neverending story
  • continued existence of the lampoon
  • noteables
  • academic probation
  • disciplinary probation
  • HRTV

best buffy musical drinking game

  • drink whenever someone inappropriately drops an r -- drink twice when it's sarah michelle gellar
  • drink whenever you wish that giles were singing
  • go to a party whenever someone drinks sing songs from the buffy musical
  • I hate david and starr

best cause

  • death to the kendo club
  • love & peace
  • great justice

best cinnimon substitute

  • cassia
  • myrrh
  • erin
  • cendri

best non-con office

  • scapegoat
  • all your base
  • buffet dictator

best trial by fire for new officers

  • charles
  • tony
  • non cons

better

  • lime tostitos
  • regular tostitos
  • sex
  • lack of sex
  • sex with a hint of lime
  • lime tostitos with a hint of sex
  • clones

big liar

  • sundell
  • odin
  • paul bunyan
  • loki

big

  • run
  • mac

bitch with a stick

  • cassia
  • bryn
  • dennis
  • tse wei
  • mary grace
  • monica

brainless swollen life-sucking god of death

  • the core curriculum
  • the spirit of the forest
  • brawl
  • angel
  • expos
  • CS51
  • the adboard
  • rei ayanami
  • evil box step
  • my freshman roommate
  • enterprise
  • the Nose
  • palm pilots

brainy smurf

  • aaron
  • david speyers
  • noam elkies

bryn

  • kristin
  • dennis the eternal prefrosh

caesar

  • dev
  • salad
  • dennis
  • kaiser soze

cataan boy

  • kartik
  • tony
  • tom

catherder

  • dennis
  • rebecca

celebrity who most looks like dennis clark

  • sarah michelle gellar
  • alan rickman
  • jeff goldblum

chief eater off the table

  • neil
  • david speyer

cream puff

  • charles
  • oliver cromwell
  • bismark

cutest couple

  • lis & dev
  • woodstein
  • woodward & bernstein
  • CLex
  • jeff & heather
  • heather & catan boy
  • aaron & kaitlin
  • tse wei & diana
  • spuffy
  • bike
  • rebecca & neil
  • dev & tony

dennis the eternal prefrosh

  • dennis
  • kartik
  • actor in a supporting role
  • bryn

drunk with power

  • cassia
  • tonic water
  • HRSFA
  • pun inspector
  • munchies sig
  • munchies
  • dennis

explicator

  • cassia
  • feh

flaming voodoo

  • the sun (sol)

gandalf

  • tom lotze

ghengis khan

  • krisin
  • tse wei
  • mary grace

god and his prophet

  • tom & matt
  • rael
  • god & malachai
  • god & zephaniah
  • jesus++
  • allah & mohammad
  • his box & profit

grand vizier

  • warren
  • kevin gold
  • matt withers

greatest laugh ever

  • henri

has four kings

  • dev
  • jesus++

herded cat

  • bryn

HRSFA

  • HRSpFA
  • harvard remedial spelling association
  • hrsfa
  • roxor
  • harvard elastic reality association

HRSFA's new home

  • lampoon castle

lance corporal

  • warren
  • tse wei
  • neil

least likely to not be harry potter

  • kaitlin heller
  • kevin gold

lookalikes

  • ben & tony
  • moira & mary grace
  • warren & warren
  • sundell & mitzi the drag queen & ben folds & agent smith & elrond
  • dev & kartik
  • nadia & secret of atlantis

lord high executioner

  • bryn
  • ender
  • rebecca

mafia

  • rebecca
  • lucy
  • lis
  • tom
  • myself
  • obviously not tony

mao

  • tom lotze
  • bill zaientz

martyr

  • fatima
  • lis
  • matt withers

mascot

  • our beloved undead elmo
  • megatron
  • dev's guitar
  • orange juice carton
  • enterprise

miss hrsfa (men only)

  • tse weo
  • tony & dev
  • kyle

most creative use of a catan board

  • tony & heather
  • tostitos with a hint of sex
  • surface of the planet mars

most creative use of tony & heather

  • catan board
  • lime tostitos
  • raunchiest non-con meeting in memory

most flammable

  • undead elmo
  • dev's guitar
  • the roof
  • tony's tv

most hated moon

  • tune moon
  • rhyming moon
  • sailor moon
  • antitruth moon

most like a cereal

  • david kowarsky
  • Lime Tostitos with a Hint of Sex
  • Life

most likely to be colonized by rabbits

  • warren

most likely to become dictator of a small country

  • bryn
  • tom lotze
  • tse wei
  • tony
  • warren
  • oliver cromwell

most smokable catan resourse

  • sheep
  • jungle points
  • volcano gold
  • rock
  • wheat
  • crack
  • weed
  • Most Creative Use of a Catan Board

my big brother

  • kyle

my hero

  • neil
  • tom
  • kyle

name of dev's guitar

  • bob
  • robert paulsen
  • malachai
  • vash the stamper

ninja

  • charles
  • cassia

not dennis the eternal prefrosh

  • me
  • kartik
  • bryn
  • *dennis the eternal prefrosh

not to be trusted with bleach

  • dev
  • charles
  • tony

officer who should be a scapegoat

  • charles
  • dennis
  • kartik
  • rebecca
  • tony
  • cassia
  • kaitlin

oldest hrsfan

  • kartik
  • kyle
  • god
  • tom lotze
  • emma
  • isaac asimov
  • ender
  • terry pratchett
  • claudia
  • jesus++

paul bunyan

  • aaron dinkin
  • babe the blue ox

planet in need of a sailor scout

  • rupert

pleasant question mark

  • monica
  • warren

professor of potions

  • dennis
  • cassia

pun inspector

  • moira
  • aaron

puppet dictator

  • neil rudenstein
  • yoda
  • undead elmo

rat king

  • jeff goldblum
  • nutcracker
  • warren

raunchiest non-con meeting in memory

  • this meeting
  • next meeting
  • meeting in '96

really impressive title

  • kowarsky
  • erin
  • catan
  • cassia

recurring level boss

  • death
  • taxes
  • dan bartlett
  • harvey mansfield
  • dean harry lewis

recursion

  • recursion
  • *tail recursion
  • life is life
  • if (n>0) recursion (n-1) else: life is life
  • (break)
  • noncons
  • warehouse explosion

resident crack dealer

  • mary grace
  • *catan boy

room whose blackboard we should use next

  • sever 113
  • sci ctr c

saviours of the library

  • moira & rebecca

saying the name of the game during the game

  • bill

scapegoat

  • erin
  • dev
  • warren
  • lis
  • starr
  • "that chair"
  • damn freshman
  • igor teper
  • dev & lis
  • *bane of hrsfa
  • holworthy 14

second bad guy to get beaten up during a jackie chan movie

  • tse wei
  • jet li

she blinded me with zaientz

  • bill

silly comedy

  • emma
  • the eddas
  • angel
  • *Raunchiest Non-Con Meeting in Memory

silly commie

  • emma
  • leftist gorilla
  • dev
  • tony
  • cassia
  • karl marx
  • papa smurf
  • jon lithgow
  • mao
  • lime tostitos with a hint of sex

song from the buffy musical that becomes most annoying when sung by members of hrsfa

  • rest in peace
  • walk through the fire
  • going through the motions

sorceress-journeyman of the quadrangle

  • moira
  • rebecca
  • undead elmo

splitter

  • rebecca
  • charles
  • popular judean people's front
  • henri

stone cold

  • mary grace
  • tse wei

sugar glutton of hades

  • kyle
  • cerberus
  • curunir
  • curophin

supreme masochist

  • tse wei

surface of the planet mars

  • kristin
  • david speyers

tail recursion

  • *tail recursion
  • stack overflow
  • *not dennis the eternal prefrosh

tallest former co-chair

  • bryn
  • kyel
  • cassia
  • kareem abdul-jabar

teamwork ninja

  • ender

tenor of the discussion

  • you
  • me
  • myself
  • I
  • ender
  • ben
  • warren
  • *raunchiest noncon meeting in memory

that guy

  • zaphod
  • kartik
  • tony
  • henri
  • ben
  • trevor
  • kowarsky

the man!

  • jeff
  • bert vaux
  • tom lotze
  • batman

the man

  • tom
  • jeff
  • batman
  • alan rickman

the one

  • kartik
  • henri
  • neo
  • myself
  • cypher
  • {{}}

the other one

  • kartik
  • jet li
  • neil
  • {0|}

the plural

  • HRSFen
  • HRSFAns
  • HRSFAta
  • HRSpFen

the robber in the catan movie

  • samuel l. jackson

the solution to newcomb's box problem

  • take both
  • 1

the stick

  • dennis
  • fuck you all
  • tony

title of that .*ig* (Enterprise)

  • sig
  • siglet
  • zig
  • never will be a sig
  • increasingly improbable sig

tom bombadil

  • neil
  • glorfindel
  • iluvatar

tony *fucking* vila

  • tony
  • dev
  • kartik

tony

  • bismark

totally sweet ninja

  • emma
  • dev
  • lis
  • cassia
  • erin

true name of the lampoon castle

  • castle vonkorff

vash the stampede

  • charles
  • holworthy 14
  • kowarsky
  • not knives

vile temptress

  • kaitlin
  • mindy

wanker

  • charles
  • jesse zalatan

what do we want

  • *better
  • brains
  • living wage now
  • now
  • death to the kendo society
  • best cause
  • Most Creative Use of a Catan Board

when do we want it

  • brains
  • munchies
  • now

elder of the flame of udun

  • rebecca
  • a penny
  • bert vaux
  • tse wei

wielder of the word

  • bert vaux
  • phantom tollbooth

youngest hrsfan

  • *oldest hrsfan
  • kyle
  • warren

your other left

  • dev
  • tony
  • emma

your other lover

  • lis
  • carl bernstein
  • leonard bernstein
  • leonard cohen
  • karl marx
  • *not dennis the eternal prefrosh

Doesn't make any sense to you? Don't worry; it doesn't to us either. That's part of the fun.


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