Non-Cons 2003

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AAAAAA Gollum-Smeagol Slash The Grail Castle Ass-pennies AAAAAA Awwww 0010101011 Agenda DOOM Albericht of Nibelheim Jason Kartik All Your Jewish Gazebos Are Belong To Us Dennis Armless Sergeant Warren Aqua Teen Hunger Force Chris, Kartik + Jason Awwww Morden Fuck You, Dennis Clark Damn You Tony Tony with a lozenge Replicators Lucas Slow the fuck down Fuck You All Elisabeth Deev-deev AAAAAA Bane of Charles Marcus Vericon Bane of HRSFA Kong VeriCon Susan Cooke David Bowie's Pants Chloe Lopez Battle Cry "HRSFA retreeeat!" "Trogdor!" "Kong!" "Spoon!" "There is no spoon!" Zen silence "Zen silence!" "Fuck you, Dennis Clark!" "Mu-fasa!" "Double doooooce!" "Kartik must die!" Best Accent Neil Gaiman Delenn Londo Tse Wei Gimli Best Laugh Henri Best Noun Xylophonosynthesis Bulllging Best Proverb "I'm not hungry, but the cow has no tail." "If you pull a squirrel out of water it will contrive a plot against you." "God, you're tall." "It shall be engraved upon your soul." "Goblins work too..." "He has..." "A single dedicated mind can bring about the greatest destruction. That, or goblins. Goblins work too." Best TV Show Ever Babylon 5 Sports Night Trigun Aqua Teen Hunger Force Dragonball Z Utena Best Verb Ethnogging Googling SMOGging Muffed The Big Bad Wolf The Others Yves Daenerys comPlex Analysis Com Plex Analysis HRSFA Marcus Biggest Badass Raven Tse Wei Charles Cardboard Tube Samurai Daenerys Mary Grace Mayor Thundercleese Agent Graves Lucifer Kaiser Soze Bitch Kaitlin Kartik Charles Ivanova Bitch With a Stick Charles Kaitlin Breakfast Sandwich Aaron Breedable Female Dev Buffet Dictator HUDS CBT Warren Jimmy Cersei Kaitlin Cool Mistress Kaitlin Correct comPlex Analysis Com Plex Analysis Cream Puff Charles Cruel Mistress The Laws of Physics My Thesis Com Plex Analysis Eowyn Cersei Cutest B5 Character G'Kar Vir Lennir Londo in Purple Dennis in Purple Lyndysty Ivanova Londo Marcus Morden Pak'ma'ra Neroon Jack the Ripper MaintBot 17 Kosh Cutest Couple Kartik + Charles Dev + Tony Chris + Jason Chris + Charles Tony + Heather Kartik + Tony Charles + Kaitlin Jaime + Cersei Sam + Frodo Lex + Clark Warren + Elisabeth Mindy + Thesis Tyrion + Sansa Bill + Eleanor Kyle + Bryn Tom + Kim David + Warren Aly + Aly's sister Black Mage + White Mage Black Spy + White Spy Ivanova + Lumati Ambassador Dennis + Tony Londo + G'Kar Vir + Lennir Chris + Chris' PS2 Cutest Dragonball Z Character Vegeta Buu Meatwad Daaad Dennis Dances With Gazebos Kartik Easiest Class at Harvard Math 21b Applied Math 21b Heroes for Zeroes East Coast Chauffer Bill Eternal Prefrosh Elisabeth Kartik Dennis Fruit Poison Mango Tomato Dear forbidden God + His Prophet Kosh + Kosh Waffle + Homer Rand + Masani Moloch + Warren Greatest Movie Quote "We shouldn't even be here, Mr. Frodo." "Snaaaaake!" "I guess she didn't like what the rock was cookin'..." "Why do I suspect we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?" Grounded Anakin The Cheat The Overmind Kaitlin The Kartik The Chris Heteronormative Relationality Structure Cutest Couple Harlan Ellison Mister HRSFA + Miss HRSFA Highly Flammable Chancellor Palpatine Highly Susceptible Chancellor Palpatine HRSFA Homeworld Centauri Prime Arrakis M-22 Lowell House Pfoho House Illegally Blond Charles Tony Illegally Redheaded Lester Dev Kaitlin Lyta Alexander I'm Busy Dennis Kaitlin Kartik Inferior Human Sex Lumati Sex Jaime Dennis Charles Tony Jon Snow Charles Tony Late Fun Girl Mindy Henri Least Compelling Argument "Tony has 8 points" "Is that a pointer?" "Because Dennis said so" "Because Tony said so" "If you go to Z'Ha'Dum you will die" "Kartik must die" "But it's wrong" "It's been 6 hours, we all want to go home" "Mitichlorians" Least Cute B5 Character Franklin Marcus Least Cute Couple Marcus + Ivanova Sheridan + Delenn Legally Blond Dennis Legally Redheaded Mindy Liar Kartik Tony Dennis Cassia Small Musical Instrument Londo + G'Kar Dennis + Tony Dave + Warren Tony + Dennis Lord High Everything Else Kowarsky Lord High Executioner Warren Lucifer Tse Wei Jason Elisabeth Lis

Mafia Lis Cassia Kartik Make a Song Ice + Fire The Man dmolnar Tom Cassia Harvard Law Jeff Filippini Yorick Martyr Kaitlin Withers Bester Tyrion Rebecca Xander MaintBot 17 fhqwhgads Mascot Undead Elmo Hong Kong Olaf TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR The Leopard Claw Shrimp Masochist Charles Kartik Monica Rebecca Mind Killer Fear Mindy Com Plex Analysis Non-Cons Miss HRSFA Denise Charles Jason Tse Wei Dev Bill Mister HRSFA Kaitlin Cersei Henri Bester Mom Cassia Most Compelling Argument "Purple" "Green" "I'm bigger than you" "The feds have the nuke" "I'm the GM" "Brains" "Fuck off, I'm the queen" "I have a thermal detonator" "Kartik must die" "Chris is hungry" "HRSFA is like a mustard seed" "The gostak distims the doshes" "Saruman just cut down alll your trees" What Warren Just Said "Cause you're a boy" "Meatwad's got the honey see" "I thrust my breasts" "Mmm, forbidden donut" Most Extensive Inside Joke George R. R. Martin Non-Cons Homestar Runner The Crusade Game Babylon 5 Noteables Most Virulent Meme Homestar Runner All Your Base George R. R. Martin Muppet Dictator Undead Elmo Pepe the Prawn Rygel Gollum Henri Kevin Gold The Murderer Lis Chloe Lopez My Buddy Kaitlin My Little Brother Chris My Little Sister Kaitlin Oldest HRSFAn Ender Jason Claudia Kosh God Our Favorite Evil Smirking Telepath Alfred Bester Path to the Dark Side Waffles Jason Non-Cons Fear Warren Tony Mindy's Sketch Noms HRSFA Mt. Auburn St. Matrices Person Whose Very Secret Diaries I Least Want To Read Tony Political Affiliation Tastycrat Fingerlican Brain Slug Party Jason for Dwarf Love Pumpkin King Warren Pun Inspector Elisabeth Puppet Dictator Dev Tony Blair Strong Bad Scapegoat Jason Kartik Kowarsky Bill Swollen, Mindless, Brainsucking God of Death Non-Cons The Nose Mindy's Thesis Chris' PS2 Master of Orion III Sansa Kartik Mindy Sick Bitch Kaitlin You Stick Charles Kaitlin The Cardboard Tube Fuck You All Sith Dave + Warren Sketch HRSFA DVD Player Etch-a- Kong Harlan Ellison Faramir Jason Natalie Portman Jason for Dwarf Love Deev-deev Purvy Hobbit-Fanciers Gollum-Smeagol slash "There'll be one free bed in the Hotel Kant tonight" Ass-pennies Lewis Carroll Leo Damrosch Surface of the Planet Mars Illegally Redheaded David Speyer Sweetness + Light Elisabeth Lis Shut the Fuck Up Deev-deev Useful Implement Region-Free Dragon Summoning Horn The Stick Many-Thonged Whip of Fire Usual Suspects Tony + Dev Noteables Kowarsky + Warren What Do We Want Brains The Centauri burned my world... Not to be running away from my past and afraid of my future New York More The Ring The Lampoon Castle The Real Faramir Office Space Firefly BOOM Not to know what "it" is Farscape Forgetting the ass-pennies To look up at your lifeless head and wave, just like this When Do We Want It Right now Real soon Before we take Berlin Brains Once Tony goes to sleep AAAAAA Where The Fuck Did All This Snow Come From Texas New York The Terrorists The Columbian Drug Cartel Wombat Bill Wombat Homestar Runner

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