Non-Cons 2005

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Acid Trip Katamas: Damacy Also A bagel Asshole Tony Quentin Taratino Attorney at Pie Kartik Mindy Awesome Mauro Bad Complex Analysis ComPlex Analysis Expos Bad pun Peter Bane of HRSFA Chloe Lopez Cloe Lopez, and I don't give a damn if you don't understand that, I'll explain it later Women exist Bridge Poker Bastard Chris Beleagured Noam and Elisabeth Last couple nominations Best drinking game Take a shot whenever Matt sees anything "Fuck, I lost" Take a drink every time someone sings a song from Buffy the Musical Sing a song from Buffy the Musical whenever someone takes a drink Best Picture The Order Episode 1 Episode 4 Alexander *No No No Digital Camera Peasant's Quest Best Sitcom Ever HRSFriends Oh Deev Best thing in the world Condensed milk Red Sox winning the World Series War between replicators and Gould Making Chris decide between Red Sox winning the World Series and War between replicators and Gould Nominations that make people scream Monkey, Ninja, Pirate, Robot Best Weapon Pie Buster Shovel Foil Sabre Epee Peter's Poke-fu The Stick Better Human sex Bonobo sex Lumati sex Purple Big Wank Kevin Martin Bitch with a stick Alexa Elisabeth Brainless Soul-and-Life-Sucking God of Death Harvard religion department Wall Street Burninating Freshman Lamont Lamont Library Trogdor Burn me Foods I enjoy Trogdor Catastrohoe Melissa Combination of Cunt and Kong The Kant Alexa Correct Politically Complex analysis ComPlex analysis Tony has 8 points Quantum theology Burning fish One spade Super Smash Brothers- N64 Super Smash Brothers Melee Cream puff Charles Peter Sauron Kirby Curses the most Jason Clayton Cute Puppies Michael Von Korff Ed Su Warren Boris Cutest Couple Replicators and Gould Emily and Kartik Tyler and Michael Chris and Jason Bunny and Llama Cody and Michael Michael Von Korff and Michael Von Korff Elena and Alison Cthulhu and Hello Kitty Matt and Alexa Kaitlin and Alexa Kaitlin and Emily Hephaestos and Aphrodite Set and Set Tyler and his vacuum cleaner Tyler's cat and his vacuum cleaner Pinker and Unger Alexa and hot & sour soup Novalis and Yukio Mishima Warren and cupcakes Bill and Eleanor David and Melissa Dark Pope Robots Warren Odd this prophet A third crotch Dead Cake Non Cons Cons Tooth Fairy Dead false god Apophis Destroyer of worlds Noam The king of all cosmos Doesn't know anything Tyler Dwarf Love Jason Michael Von Korff Endless Yves playing Dis Gaea Jason playing Dis Gaea Sandman *Infinite recursion Non-cons End of nominations 5 minutes from now Time paradox Heat death of the universe End of the World Red Sox winning World Series I feel fine Leonard Berstein Time Paradox Evil Dr. HRSFA Jason Exploding Potatoes Toilets *Unexploded Warren COBRA unit Final boss of HRSFA Jason Final boss of the internet Trogdor Tycho and Gabe Low tax Five 3 3, sir Freedom Fries Foosball Marshmallow and puppies French Kartik France Fries Fucker Jason Hideo Kujimo Full of Rabbits Warren Rabbit Warren Catamari Michael Bow St. Flowers Girl Waggon fulla pancakes Tyler Charles Kaitlin GM killer Melissa Tyler Absence of character sheets 20-page-long character sheets Fog Catastropho God and His Prophet The GM and the GM Tyler and his vacuum cleaner Kartik and Emily Warren and the Dark Pope God Left Holy Ghost Lasers Kaitlin God Right Holy Ghost Missiles Tyler Grammiton Cleric Warren Green Purple Grapes *Purple I hate you all Grounded Kaitlin Has 8 points Tony Haze me, haze me The freshmen Makes fog best Hold me Me Con chair Bat boy H.R.S.F.A. Harvard Remedial Spelling Association HRSFA HQ The Kong The Kant Lowell Castle Von Korff Castlevania Mordor HRSFA narrative Alexa saw a puppy and it was cute It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Ideal Miniature HRSFen Legos Chibi Chibi Kaitlin The witch king of Angmar Meeple Tiny Prince Tom Noam dancing Incorrect Physics Chemistry The Cyborg Manifesto The burning fish One spade Ineffectual Creates fog best Flailing Pummeling of tiny fists Melissa trying to nominate Tyler to likes elf porn Chris' voice The masses I hate you all Warren speaking Infinite recursion *Infinite recursion It's that time again Shirtless o'clock Of the month Too late Noam's handwriting Kaitlin Kaitlin Catelyn Bob Dole Will be drunk soon Least Convincing Argument Tony has 8 points Tony has 9 points You're confused P=MP "Any longer and even the King of Cosmos won't be bothered to believe you" I will kill your character HRSFA = mustard seed Countdowns Sometimes it's better not to know It wasn't me All mouth, no trousers It's just a sprain It's just a flesh wound Library Lamont Lamont Likes Elf Porn Heather Tyler Mauro

Makes unwise decisions Emily Friends HRSFA Makes wise decisions Emily Mammals Ninjas Martyr Vericon Chair Mascot The undead and dying Elmo Meat Sandwich Meat Sandwich Meme I lost Me-me Mee-mee Benobos Warren likes elf porn Meow Tony is Ocelot Most annoying thing in the world Pointers Condensed milk The Yankees Red Sox fans Most convincing argument No one could survive a fall like that I'm bigger than you Tony has 8 points I'm confused You're confused Pudding Electromagnetic fields P=NP Oh, yeah Your mother is a whore Women exist? What the fuck? It's not my fault It seemed like a good idea at the time Because I'm not wearing any underwear Most dapper Tyler W. Eden Most Kingly Tyrannosaurus Rex Aragorn Utah raptor The King of No Pants Most virulent meme Tyler is gay Most Virulent Mime Marcel Marseu Mr. /\_|{}^'=" Noam Heath Ledger Mr. HRSFA Kaitlin Ed Alexa Ms. HRSFA Tyler Cody Michael Muppet dictator Kevin Gould David Bowie Rigel Derith Bob Dole No man can kill me Guys in GI JOE GI Joe Non-cons office Lucy Montalvo Nonexistent Tooth fairy Sanity No, no, no Ruberto Unger Photomontage Barath Me, Barath Sec Charles and little girls Kartik's hair Kartik in orange spandex Joev in spandex Fishnet leash Bonobos Your mom Flailing is so effectual *Haze me, haze me *Best picture Lowell boy slash Deaths of Agamemnon and Menelaus *Tyler nominating Lowell boy slash for yes, yes, yes Not Dead Yet Castrel Elmo Not expecting that Sauron Fuck, I lost The Spanish Inquisition Not to be discounted Gay Sex Hot dogs Not to be trusted with bleach Kartik Matt Pants Pants Pahnts No Pants Tentacle porn *What the Fuck Pervy hobbit fancier Aragorn Leonard Nemoy Boromir David Kowarsky Pervert Hobo Fantasy Pluralization of HRSFAn HRSFAen HRSFen Hrsfen I hate you all HRSFAns The Lowell boys sleeping together Political Party of HRSFA Jason for Dwarf Love Tastycrat Ironic evil Poor Property Management Alfred the Alligator Prettiest Eyes Tyler Sauron Rosalind Prime 2 Jason Fruitfucker People's elbow Number 12 Pun inspector Number 12 Aaron Dinkin Emily Morgan Purple Green Hedgehog Grapes *Green I hate you all Scapegoat Cody Jason Morrow Chris Kaitlin Sergeant at Legs Warren She had it Coming Shae Shouldn't do actions Kaitlin Shouldn't eat my head Cody Cthulhu Everyone The Illithid Shouldn't say words Cody Dev Shouldn't think thoughts Matt Shouldn't wear clothes Tyler Everyone Sickening A bunny and a llama Nuzzling Silence fell upon the room Kaitlin speaking So over This meeting Labyrinth So help me God I will kill you all Mawwiage I pronounce you man and wife The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth Spooky Doom Mr. Spooky Face Spooooky Stickless bitch Kaitlin Still not king Aragorn Jesus Kartik Still the prettiest Michael Von Korff Legolas Stupid fucker James Russell Take a shot Fuck, I lost Matt Granoff Frodo falls down Every time my physics professor says "Waves" Tasty Rage against the man Pie Pudding Spicy wontons Beef sticks Crat Cow The Best Chris Ninjas riding elephants Legolas riding elephants Peter's poke-fu The Mets¡Kbooyah! The Fear Non-cons The Kong Spooky The Fury Jason Non-cons The sound The GM God Will kill your character The Man (the one what tries to keep us down, not THE MAN!) Bill Zaientz The Moose Yves Bob Dole The Pain Non-cons Warren There can be only one *There should be another Sean Conner There should be another The Other Skywalker The Sorrow Warren "Myself" Emily and Kartik Non-cons The stick Matt Warren The Walloon Kaitlin The Walloon The Way We Like Our Coffee / Women Covered with bees Hot with a spoon in it Women exist? Three 5 Time Paradox Zaphod Beeblebrox *Infinite recursion Snake is dead End of Non-cons Today Monday Yesterday *It's that time again No jam Took a shot Noam It seemed like a good idea at the time *The way we like our women Took many shots Noam Kaitlin That zombie Boromir JFK Trial by Fire Non-cons Auto-da-fe Quest for Glory 2 Ugliest couple Teal'c and O'Neil Bohr and Einstein Pinker and Unger Unexploded Cows Officer board *Not dead yet Unstoppable My new filing technique The beat Heat Death of Universe Vericon Emily Ida Popper Morgan Ways to Get into Mordor Fake I.D. Catapult Trebuchet Appointment w/ Sauron B-2 Spirit Bomber Manganell Chevret What do we want? Brains Your mom Pie Now What the Fuck Lighting system Nominations Alexa sleeping on the floor What: the Fuck Women exist Dick Sucking Mole Fucking "I'd like to nominate Tyler for Prettiest eyes" ¡V Mauro Mind Hand *pants When do we want it Brains Last night Real soon Today *Today RIGHT NOW Will be Drunk Soon Kaitlin Kartik Dave K. HRSFA Will kill us all eventually Vericon Elena The Great Cthulhu Lamont Chimpanzees Worse Organic Chemistry Likes Elf Porn Worst plan Blow up the Ocean Worst Use of Space Universe This Board Yes, Yes, Yes Lowell Boy Slash Women exist? No no no *no no no Lowell Boys sleeping together

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