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Non-Cons 2006

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Winners are marked like this.

    3D8
  • I'm a dog
  • Teleport and throw 3 fireballs
    A number
  • Infinity
  • Michael Von Korff
  • *
  • Two
    A place
  • Now
    A whore
  • Your mother
    Alessandro
  • Me
    Always late
  • Myself
  • Dead people
  • Godot
  • Father Thomas
    Am spy
  • I
  • We
  • Francois
    An eye
  • An eye
  • Sauron
  • A tooth
  • I
    Asshole
  • Tony
    Bad things
  • Tyler
  • Ballroom
    Badass fucking fractal
  • Mandelbrot set
  • Sierpinski triangle
    Bane of HRSFA
  • Scheduling
  • Ballroom
  • Monkey Ninja Pirate Robot
  • Sever
    Bastard
  • Chris
  • Jon Snow
    Best advice
  • Don't die
  • Stick him with the pointy end
  • Shiny things are important
    Best attack
  • Warrendoken
    Best category
  • The category of all groups
  • The category of all categories that do not contain themselves
    Best choreo
  • Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
    Best executed
  • Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
  • Eddard Stark
    Best picture
  • Timeline
  • Picture of Dorian Gray
  • Tapestry
  • Shadow of the Colossus
    Best plan
  • Nuke the hurricanes
  • Blow up the ocean
    Best superpower
  • I'm a dog
  • Perfect pitch
  • China
    Best things to put in a Klein Bottle
  • Mentos and Soda
  • The Scullion Fleet
    Best type
  • Monkey
  • Pirate
  • Robot
  • Ninja
    Better
  • Super smash brothers melee
  • Super smash brothers n-64
  • Human sex
  • Lumati sex
  • Blood and gore
    Big Jerk
  • Dracula
  • Randy Milholland
    Big loser
  • Tyler
  • Nathaniel
    Big wank
  • Kevin Martin
    Bitch with a stick
  • MVK
  • Alexa
  • Mauro
  • Lowell House
  • Nazi security guard
  • Emily
    Broken
  • Obi-wan
  • Stupidface
  • Shamans
    Bunnies
  • Michael
  • Luxan
    Burninated
  • Peasants' houses
    Burninanting
  • Lamont
    Burning
  • Fish
  • Peasants' houses
  • Boston park plaza
    Clueless
  • Matt
    Conflicts with life
  • Ballroom
  • Panda
  • HRSFA
  • Model UN
  • World of Warcaft
    Correct
  • Yarmoth
  • Yonboth
  • Yawgmoth
    Cranhand
  • Left hand
    Cute
  • Puppies
  • Bunnies
  • Kitties
  • Michael
  • Bottle gnomes
  • Dragons
  • Amoebas
  • Cute things getting blown up
  • Luxon
  • Katamari Damacy
  • Totoro
    Cutest couple
  • Kevin and Bread
  • Michael and Red
  • Cylons and Humans
  • Claymation Bunnies
  • Scorpius and Crichton
  • Alessandro and Nate
  • Elisabeth and Quirk
  • Alexa and puppies
  • Stark and Rigel
  • Michael and Tyler
  • Complex Analysis and ComPlex Analysis
    Death
  • Death
  • Warren
  • Lis
  • Cake
    Default
  • On fire
  • Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die
    Definitely a Cylon
  • Kevin
    Delicious
  • Pecan pie
  • Fishes
  • Brains
  • 600 years of knowledge
  • Flat Patties
  • Cake
    Doesn't exist
  • Me
  • Myself
  • I
    Dwarf love
  • Jason
    Effective
  • LAN party
  • Gatling gun
  • Hoop sword
  • Bombs
  • Affective
  • Beggar Bot 5000
  • Battle droids
  • Noteables recruiting
  • Noam's handwriting
  • Windows ME
  • Lowell House
  • N14
  • hcdroom
    Everything else
  • Everything
  • Giant Squid
    Evil Dr. HRSFA
  • Jason
    Exploded
  • Castlegard
    Fabulous
  • Isaac
  • Tyler
  • Karl Marx with a ranger hat
  • Count of Monte Cristo
    Famine
  • Tony
  • Lowell House
  • Noam
  • Kevin
  • Drought
    Favorite plot device
  • Twinnings
  • Transcription error
  • Dracula's Curse
    Favorite tea
  • Twinings
  • Lapsang Souchong
    Final boss of the internet
  • Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
  • Trogdor
  • The FAS firewall
  • The Communist party of China
  • Bill Gates
  • Magical Trevor
    Fucker
  • Jason
    Full of rabbits
  • Warren
  • Warren
  • Karl Marx with a ranger hat
    fuzzy
  • *
  • Llamas
  • Dice
  • Handcuffs
  • {*number | -*number}
    Girliest fighter
  • Matt
  • Isaac
  • Lennier
  • A girl
  • Sailor Moon
    God
  • God
  • Dr. Raven Darktalon Blood
  • Flying spaghetti monster
    God and his prophet
  • Stephen Sondheim and Claude Tusk
  • Emily Morgan and Emily Morgan
  • Allah and Mohammed
  • Scorpius and Crichton
  • *God and *God's prophet
  • Banjo and Elan
  • Yonboth and the Skrixies
  • Kushiel and Phedra
  • Bekt and Kennan
    God damn liability
  • Lady Claire
  • Special magical weak point
    God's prophet
  • Warren
    Green
  • Elisabeth
  • Purple
  • HRSFA shirt
  • Grapes
  • *Green
    Grounded
  • Kaitlin
  • The cheat
  • Lightning
    Guild affiliation
  • Dimir
  • Crimson revolution
    Hitler
  • Springtime
    Hodor
  • Hodor
  • Matt
    HRSFA
  • Harvard Remedial Spelling Association
    HRSFA HQ
  • Lowell 22
  • The Moon
  • Shmowell house
  • Castlevania
  • An alternate universe
  • Castle Von Korff
    HRSFA mascot
  • Undead Elmo
  • Stupidface
  • Giant squid
    HRSFA political affiliation
  • Tastycrat
  • Jason for dwarf love
  • Fingerlican
  • Monster raving loony party
  • Brain slug party
    Ideal number of trebuchets
  • Goodly
  • Infinity
    Ideal transportation
  • Brooding
  • Rocket retreat
  • Jumping down stairs
  • Backdash
  • Teleportation
  • My dragon
  • My father's dragon
  • Wormholes
    In my pants
  • Orange
  • Venomous adder
    Ineffective
  • Gatling gun
    ITC
  • Iowa Tomato Council
    Kaitlin
  • Kaitlin
  • All other possible spellings of Kaitlin
  • Bob Dole
  • Caitlin
    Kickable
  • The cheat
    Lamont
  • Lamont
  • Lamont
  • What, like the library?
    Latest
  • Me
    Least convincing argument
  • *Most convincing argument
  • It seemed like a good idea at the time
  • Just look at the long spiky tail
  • Penguin attacker-defender
  • Because
  • I refuse to write that
  • Nobody could survive a fall like that
  • You should join the noteables
  • It was in the Bible
  • 5 minute warning
  • There's too many people I don't know
  • It's just a straw poll
  • Subdivide
    Litter
  • Cake
    Llamas
  • Emily
    Made of Alchemy
  • Phlogiston
  • Greek fire
    Made of Science
  • Technology
  • Phlogiston
  • Katamari
  • Zamma radiation
  • Dominant genes
    Most Convincing Argument
  • Tis not a bad idea
  • That's probably the signal
  • I hate you all
  • It followed me home
  • An alligator is wider than it is green
  • Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa
  • What Noam is about to write on the board
  • Tony has 8 points
  • Just look at the long spiky tail
  • P = NP
  • Because
  • Not in any school
  • 600 years of knowledge
  • You trust him implicitly
  • Cheese, Gromit
  • Of course it quacks, it's a duck
  • You killed my father, prepare to die
  • Sanity is overrated
  • But scissors are invisible
  • Class balance will be fixed in the next patch
  • My genes are recessive
  • All mouth, no trousers
  • I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you
  • I wash my hands of the matter
  • Up yours with an egg beater
  • Extreme right of way
  • Baah! [as Ed says it]
  • Transcription error
  • If it's empty, fill it with cream
  • My side, your side, my side, your side
    Most kingly
  • T-rex
  • King of the Cosmos
    Most like French toast
  • Karl Marx with a ranger hat
    Most virulent meme
  • Technology is made of science
  • Vericon loves you and your soul
  • Goodly number of trebuchets
  • Magical Trevor
  • They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
  • Bulbous Bouffant Macadamia Gazebo
    Most virulent mime
  • Marsel Marceau
    Mr HRSFA
  • Alexa
  • Kathy
  • George RR Martin
  • Weiyi
    Ms HRSFA
  • Alessandro
  • Michael Von Korff
  • Bill
    Muppet Dictator
  • Rigel
  • Bob Dole
  • Aaron Dinkin
  • David Bowie
    My Hero
  • Neil
  • Emily
  • Karl Marx with a ranger hat
    Name in need of a hyphen
  • Niedzwiecki-Neuenschwander
    No, no, no
  • Lowell Boy Slash
  • Telephone Hour
  • Yes, yes, yes
  • *cutest couple
  • Fuzzy handcuffs
    Not a lady
  • Claire
    Not a sorcerer, damnit
  • Tobias
    Not dead yet
  • Elmo
    Not evil
  • Jason
  • Google
    Not you, Jason
  • Jason
    Nucleic Acid
  • BNA
    On a bridge
  • Fat man
    On fire
  • The roof
  • Arrows
  • Crowded theater
    Pestilence
  • Chris
  • Castlevania
  • Anthrax
    Pilot
  • Kevin
    Planet eating robot
  • Orson Welles
    Plural of HRSFAn
  • HRSFAen
  • HRSFen
  • HRSFan
  • HRSFAns
    Pokeable
  • Emily
  • Weiyi
    Prettiest eye
  • Sauron
    Probably a Cylon
  • Kevin
    Puppies
  • Alexa
  • Young dogs
  • Unexploded
    Purple
  • Kristen
  • Green
  • *Green
  • HRSFA shirt
  • Grapes
    Recursion
  • *recursion
  • Cross pointer to recursion
  • lambda x, xx
  • Yawgmoth's will
    Relieved of his obligations
  • Noam
    Rule #1
  • Don't die
  • Do not forget rule #2
  • Don't talk about fight club
  • People are stupid
    Scapegoat
  • Cody
  • Jungle speed
  • Thesis
  • Epic duels
  • Ballroom
  • Yves
  • Vericon
    Shmowell house
  • Lowell house
    Shouldn't do actions
  • Kaitlin
    Shouldn't eat food
  • Noam
    Shouldn't say words
  • Cody
  • Dev
  • Mimes
    Shouldn't think thoughts
  • Matt
    Shouldn't wear clothes
  • Tyler
    Shouldn't write on the board
  • Noam
  • Randy Milholland
    Sitting in the other room
  • Tyler
    Sorcerer
  • Prester
  • Tobias
    Stegasaurus
  • Matt
    Still not king
  • Jesus of Nasareth
  • Oski
  • Daenerys
  • Jon Snow
    Still the prettiest
  • Michael Von Korff
  • Isaac
    Strongest
  • Rock
  • Scissors
  • Paper
    Stupid fucker
  • James Russell
    Swollen headless lifesucking god of death
  • Ballroom
  • Model UN
  • *Brainless* *swollen* lifesucking god of death
    The answer to this riddle
  • What
  • Mormons
  • 15.6
  • 42
    The best
  • Chris
  • Second
  • Ninjas
    The king of no pants
  • Cody
    The little death that brings total annihilation
  • Prepositions
  • Fear
    The man (as in the one what tries to keep us down, not The Man)
  • Bill
    The Stick
  • Noam
  • Baton
    This
  • Corporate finance
  • Ballroom
  • That
  • Object[object]
  • Epic duels
    Tony has 8 points
  • Tony
    Unexpected
  • Spanish Inquisition
    Unexploded
  • Cow
  • Castlegard
    Unstoppable
  • The beat
  • The rock
  • New filing system
    Vendetta
  • V
  • Sever
    Vericon Chair for death
  • Kartik
    Vericon Chair for life
  • Emily Morgan
  • The ultimate chair what you can get only by sitting in every other chair
  • Ida
  • Popper
  • Morgan
  • Kartik
    War
  • War
  • Ballroom vs LARP
  • Civil War 2061
  • Alessandro
  • Kaitlin
  • craft
  • Epic Duels
  • Hooh! [from that song]
    What do we want
  • Brains
  • Real ultimate power
    What the fuck
  • Mauro
  • W:tF
  • Kathy
  • Noam
  • Genya
  • Hidero Koshima
  • Kathy's dreams
  • Justin
  • Katamari Damacy
  • Australia
  • Natalie Portman in the bathroom
    When do we want it
  • Brains
  • One of these days
  • Now
    Where is it
  • Right in front of you
  • In my pants
  • In my other pants
  • Brains
  • Hidden right now
    Will kill Matt eventually
  • LARP
  • Me
  • Noteables
    Will kill us all eventually
  • Elena
  • Ballroom
  • Heat death of the universe
  • Penguin attacker-defender
  • Tori
  • WoW
  • Falling rocks
  • Falling cow
  • Weiyi
  • Ned Jenkins
  • Katamari
  • Eddard Stark
  • Lowell
  • Thesis
  • GM
  • Sever
  • Loki
  • Toasted cream
  • Cutout of Natalie Portman
  • Cthulhu
    Wise Man
  • Justin
    x
  • 10
  • x^2 + floor(x/2) + floor(x/3)
  • y
  • Why
  • Wye
  • (a+b)/c
  • Guard


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