Non-Cons 2006
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Winners are marked like this.
3D8
- I'm a dog
- Teleport and throw 3 fireballs
A number
- Infinity
- Michael Von Korff
- *
- Two
Always late
- Myself
- Dead people
- Godot
- Father Thomas
An eye
- An eye
- Sauron
- A tooth
- I
Bad things
- Tyler
- Ballroom
Badass fucking fractal
- Mandelbrot set
- Sierpinski triangle
Bane of HRSFA
- Scheduling
- Ballroom
- Monkey Ninja Pirate Robot
- Sever
Best advice
- Don't die
- Stick him with the pointy end
- Shiny things are important
Best category
- The category of all groups
- The category of all categories that do not contain themselves
Best choreo
- Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
Best executed
- Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
- Eddard Stark
Best picture
- Timeline
- Picture of Dorian Gray
- Tapestry
- Shadow of the Colossus
Best plan
- Nuke the hurricanes
- Blow up the ocean
Best superpower
- I'm a dog
- Perfect pitch
- China
Best things to put in a Klein Bottle
- Mentos and Soda
- The Scullion Fleet
Best type
- Monkey
- Pirate
- Robot
- Ninja
Better
- Super smash brothers melee
- Super smash brothers n-64
- Human sex
- Lumati sex
- Blood and gore
Big Jerk
- Dracula
- Randy Milholland
Big loser
- Tyler
- Nathaniel
Bitch with a stick
- MVK
- Alexa
- Mauro
- Lowell House
- Nazi security guard
- Emily
Broken
- Obi-wan
- Stupidface
- Shamans
Burninated
- Peasants' houses
Burning
- Fish
- Peasants' houses
- Boston park plaza
Conflicts with life
- Ballroom
- Panda
- HRSFA
- Model UN
- World of Warcaft
Correct
- Yarmoth
- Yonboth
- Yawgmoth
Cute
- Puppies
- Bunnies
- Kitties
- Michael
- Bottle gnomes
- Dragons
- Amoebas
- Cute things getting blown up
- Luxon
- Katamari Damacy
- Totoro
Cutest couple
- Kevin and Bread
- Michael and Red
- Cylons and Humans
- Claymation Bunnies
- Scorpius and Crichton
- Alessandro and Nate
- Elisabeth and Quirk
- Alexa and puppies
- Stark and Rigel
- Michael and Tyler
- Complex Analysis and ComPlex Analysis
Death
- Death
- Warren
- Lis
- Cake
Default
- On fire
- Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die
Delicious
- Pecan pie
- Fishes
- Brains
- 600 years of knowledge
- Flat Patties
- Cake
Doesn't exist
- Me
- Myself
- I
Effective
- LAN party
- Gatling gun
- Hoop sword
- Bombs
- Affective
- Beggar Bot 5000
- Battle droids
- Noteables recruiting
- Noam's handwriting
- Windows ME
- Lowell House
- N14
- hcdroom
Everything else
- Everything
- Giant Squid
Fabulous
- Isaac
- Tyler
- Karl Marx with a ranger hat
- Count of Monte Cristo
Famine
- Tony
- Lowell House
- Noam
- Kevin
- Drought
Favorite plot device
- Twinnings
- Transcription error
- Dracula's Curse
Favorite tea
- Twinings
- Lapsang Souchong
Final boss of the internet
- Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
- Trogdor
- The FAS firewall
- The Communist party of China
- Bill Gates
- Magical Trevor
Full of rabbits
- Warren
- Warren
- Karl Marx with a ranger hat
fuzzy
- *
- Llamas
- Dice
- Handcuffs
- {*number | -*number}
Girliest fighter
- Matt
- Isaac
- Lennier
- A girl
- Sailor Moon
God
- God
- Dr. Raven Darktalon Blood
- Flying spaghetti monster
God and his prophet
- Stephen Sondheim and Claude Tusk
- Emily Morgan and Emily Morgan
- Allah and Mohammed
- Scorpius and Crichton
- *God and *God's prophet
- Banjo and Elan
- Yonboth and the Skrixies
- Kushiel and Phedra
- Bekt and Kennan
God damn liability
- Lady Claire
- Special magical weak point
Green
- Elisabeth
- Purple
- HRSFA shirt
- Grapes
- *Green
Grounded
- Kaitlin
- The cheat
- Lightning
Guild affiliation
- Dimir
- Crimson revolution
HRSFA
- Harvard Remedial Spelling Association
HRSFA HQ
- Lowell 22
- The Moon
- Shmowell house
- Castlevania
- An alternate universe
- Castle Von Korff
HRSFA mascot
- Undead Elmo
- Stupidface
- Giant squid
HRSFA political affiliation
- Tastycrat
- Jason for dwarf love
- Fingerlican
- Monster raving loony party
- Brain slug party
Ideal number of trebuchets
- Goodly
- Infinity
Ideal transportation
- Brooding
- Rocket retreat
- Jumping down stairs
- Backdash
- Teleportation
- My dragon
- My father's dragon
- Wormholes
In my pants
- Orange
- Venomous adder
Kaitlin
- Kaitlin
- All other possible spellings of Kaitlin
- Bob Dole
- Caitlin
Lamont
- Lamont
- Lamont
- What, like the library?
Least convincing argument
- *Most convincing argument
- It seemed like a good idea at the time
- Just look at the long spiky tail
- Penguin attacker-defender
- Because
- I refuse to write that
- Nobody could survive a fall like that
- You should join the noteables
- It was in the Bible
- 5 minute warning
- There's too many people I don't know
- It's just a straw poll
- Subdivide
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Made of Alchemy
- Phlogiston
- Greek fire
Made of Science
- Technology
- Phlogiston
- Katamari
- Zamma radiation
- Dominant genes
Most Convincing Argument
- Tis not a bad idea
- That's probably the signal
- I hate you all
- It followed me home
- An alligator is wider than it is green
- Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa
- What Noam is about to write on the board
- Tony has 8 points
- Just look at the long spiky tail
- P = NP
- Because
- Not in any school
- 600 years of knowledge
- You trust him implicitly
- Cheese, Gromit
- Of course it quacks, it's a duck
- You killed my father, prepare to die
- Sanity is overrated
- But scissors are invisible
- Class balance will be fixed in the next patch
- My genes are recessive
- All mouth, no trousers
- I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you
- I wash my hands of the matter
- Up yours with an egg beater
- Extreme right of way
- Baah! [as Ed says it]
- Transcription error
- If it's empty, fill it with cream
- My side, your side, my side, your side
Most kingly
- T-rex
- King of the Cosmos
Most like French toast
- Karl Marx with a ranger hat
Most virulent meme
- Technology is made of science
- Vericon loves you and your soul
- Goodly number of trebuchets
- Magical Trevor
- They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
- Bulbous Bouffant Macadamia Gazebo
Most virulent mime
- Marsel Marceau
Mr HRSFA
- Alexa
- Kathy
- George RR Martin
- Weiyi
Ms HRSFA
- Alessandro
- Michael Von Korff
- Bill
Muppet Dictator
- Rigel
- Bob Dole
- Aaron Dinkin
- David Bowie
My Hero
- Neil
- Emily
- Karl Marx with a ranger hat
Name in need of a hyphen
- Niedzwiecki-Neuenschwander
No, no, no
- Lowell Boy Slash
- Telephone Hour
- Yes, yes, yes
- *cutest couple
- Fuzzy handcuffs
Not a sorcerer, damnit
- Tobias
On fire
- The roof
- Arrows
- Crowded theater
Pestilence
- Chris
- Castlevania
- Anthrax
Planet eating robot
- Orson Welles
Plural of HRSFAn
- HRSFAen
- HRSFen
- HRSFan
- HRSFAns
Puppies
- Alexa
- Young dogs
- Unexploded
Purple
- Kristen
- Green
- *Green
- HRSFA shirt
- Grapes
Recursion
- *recursion
- Cross pointer to recursion
- lambda x, xx
- Yawgmoth's will
Relieved of his obligations
- Noam
Rule #1
- Don't die
- Do not forget rule #2
- Don't talk about fight club
- People are stupid
Scapegoat
- Cody
- Jungle speed
- Thesis
- Epic duels
- Ballroom
- Yves
- Vericon
Shmowell house
- Lowell house
Shouldn't do actions
- Kaitlin
Shouldn't say words
- Cody
- Dev
- Mimes
Shouldn't think thoughts
- Matt
Shouldn't wear clothes
- Tyler
Shouldn't write on the board
- Noam
- Randy Milholland
Sitting in the other room
- Tyler
Still not king
- Jesus of Nasareth
- Oski
- Daenerys
- Jon Snow
Still the prettiest
- Michael Von Korff
- Isaac
Strongest
- Rock
- Scissors
- Paper
Stupid fucker
- James Russell
Swollen headless lifesucking god of death
- Ballroom
- Model UN
- *Brainless* *swollen* lifesucking god of death
The answer to this riddle
- What
- Mormons
- 15.6
- 42
The best
- Chris
- Second
- Ninjas
The king of no pants
- Cody
The little death that brings total annihilation
- Prepositions
- Fear
The man (as in the one what tries to keep us down, not The Man)
- Bill
This
- Corporate finance
- Ballroom
- That
- Object[object]
- Epic duels
Unexpected
- Spanish Inquisition
Unexploded
- Cow
- Castlegard
Unstoppable
- The beat
- The rock
- New filing system
Vericon Chair for death
- Kartik
Vericon Chair for life
- Emily Morgan
- The ultimate chair what you can get only by sitting in every other chair
- Ida
- Popper
- Morgan
- Kartik
War
- War
- Ballroom vs LARP
- Civil War 2061
- Alessandro
- Kaitlin
- craft
- Epic Duels
- Hooh! [from that song]
What do we want
- Brains
- Real ultimate power
What the fuck
- Mauro
- W:tF
- Kathy
- Noam
- Genya
- Hidero Koshima
- Kathy's dreams
- Justin
- Katamari Damacy
- Australia
- Natalie Portman in the bathroom
When do we want it
- Brains
- One of these days
- Now
Where is it
- Right in front of you
- In my pants
- In my other pants
- Brains
- Hidden right now
Will kill Matt eventually
- LARP
- Me
- Noteables
Will kill us all eventually
- Elena
- Ballroom
- Heat death of the universe
- Penguin attacker-defender
- Tori
- WoW
- Falling rocks
- Falling cow
- Weiyi
- Ned Jenkins
- Katamari
- Eddard Stark
- Lowell
- Thesis
- GM
- Sever
- Loki
- Toasted cream
- Cutout of Natalie Portman
- Cthulhu
x
- 10
- x^2 + floor(x/2) + floor(x/3)
- y
- Why
- Wye
- (a+b)/c
- Guard
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