Coolest Villain Ever:
- Grand Admiral Thrawn
- Cthulhu

Recursion
- *Recursion
- *Spam
- Cantor-flail
- Carl

Conchair for Death:
- Kartik
- The ultimate chair what is covered in acid-spitting death beetles

Conchair for Life:
- Emily 
- Jason
- The ultimate chair what you only get by sitting in every other chair

Emily:
- Emily
- Ida
- Popper
- Morgan
- Dan

"Treasurer":
- Ed
- "Ach, hans, run, it's the Lhurgoyth!"
- yo dawg(treasure, treasure chest, treasure chest, treasure chest, have treasure, have treasure)
- John Bestoso

Frantic:
- Carl
- Friedrich
- Gauss
- Betsy

Spam:
- Yo dawg
- The ultimate chair what you only get by sitting in every other chair
- Show me your moves
- Aye aye
- *Recursion
- The Salt Hippo
- Yo dawg, I heard you like spam so I put pointers to spam in your pointers to spam so you con spam while you spam
- Giant heads
- *HRSFA Battle Cry
- Stuff posing as meat
- Pork shoulder
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Carl
- 4

Shouldn't Write Words:
- Kathy
- Noam
- Carl

"Co-Chair":
- Tiffany
- *"Treasurer"
- John Bestoso

"Infernal":
- Betsy
- John Bestoso

"Exfernal":
- Ian
- Betsy
- John Bestoso

What?
- Tiffany
- :the Fuck
- 9000?!?!?!
- Saionji
- OK!
- "It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake"
- *mutalisk(*)(*mineral, *mine_more)
- Dr. Who
- Second base
 - *Programming Language
- That monstrosity what has just been nominated
- Anything Andrew said in the last minute and a half
- Is love
- Baby don't hurt me
- You say
- Seven deadly sins SIG
- A duck
- Carl

The Galaxy:
- Race
- Race for
- Race in
- Race to
- Dominion
- Domain
- Far, far away
- Race with
- Zyzzlvaria
- The Milky Way
- Snickers
- Andromeda
- The Large Magellanic Cloud
- Solipsist
- Race *4

What HRSFAn mean by fire:
- Fire
- Bad stuff to stand in
- Stuff to walk throug
- Default
- Data
- Moisture
- Heart

Amount Tony Lost:
- $1000
- $2000
- $3000
- Graham's Number
- 100 Quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars
- $4000
- Daily double
- Corporate Finance
- 2(*Amount Tony Lost)
- 4
- $6000
- $7000
- 100 Billion Dollars
- $8000
- Sum of all nominations
- Carl
- Dozens, if not thousands
- $9000
- It's over 9000!
- Bankrupt
- Lose a turn

What you farm:
- Moisture
- Data
- Gold

Mine More:
- Mutalisks
- Theocracy
- Data
- Vespene Gas
- Salt Hippos
- Tea
- Chalkboards
- Freshman
- Treasurerrs
- *We don't have enough of these

Galaxy's Worst Dressed Sapient:
- Lauren P. Burka
- Orson Scott Card
- Tingle

Least Convincing Argument:
- John Bestoso as treasurer
- Elections by logic puzzle
- What?
- *(Most convincing argument)
- "_"
- No, that's the empty string
- Betsy, I love you
- Just look at the long spiky tail
- It's too small to be a planet
- Please no Michael porn
- Did you see how much space there is?
- No one seconded it
- But I'm a vegetarian!
- *flail
- I don't know what I'm doing
- Well not with the fucking
- What is HRSFA even married to
- But rock wins ties
- You must gather your party before venturing forth
- Consider my hand to be raised

Most Convincing Argument:
- Giant Head
- But have you ever considered that yes?
- But have you ever considered that fuck you?
- "Ach, hans, run, it's the Lhurgoyth!"
- QED
- *QED
- But there are 18 of them!
- He found the treasure, therefore he's innocent
- I'm on a boat
- Because she's a fairy or something
- Quick everyone, into the time machine!
- That's not writing
- No, that's the empty string
- You're disgusting
- Just look at the long spiky tail
- It's too small to be a planet
- We may be forced to use the Klong!

Some Numbers:
- Dozens, if not hundreds
- Dozens, if not thousands
- The amount of HRSFA time
- *Amount Tony lost
- *4

Number of Birthdays:
- Literally hundreds

Miss HRSFA:
- Kevin Orfield
- Carl

HRSFA Misses:
- Kevin Orfield
- Ashton Howard
- Jason LaRue

Will Kill Us All Eventually:
- Elena
- The Freshmen
- Entropy
- Plato
- The Salt Hippo
- Allan
- Kevin Carde
- Annenberg Food
- Cthulhu
- Zyzzlvaria
- LHC
- Bacon elemental
- National Treasure 3
- Bottomless pit

Will Kill Us All Now:
- Salt Hippo
- Nanovelociraptors
- Velociraptors on skateboards

Bane of HRSFA
- *Conchair for life
- Marla King
- Chloe Lopez
- Pforzheimer House

Legendary:
- Salt Hippo
- Planeswalker
- Nicol Bolas
- Cthulhu
- Tom Lotze

God and His Prophet:
- The Salt Hippo and Carl
- 9000 and Vagita
- Plato and Aristotle
- Akio and his car

Old Hippie:
- Kim Stanley Robinson

Green:
- Elisabeth
- Elizabeth
- Purple
- Green
- *Green
- *Purple
- Saionji

Purple:
- Purple
- *Miss HRSFA
- Blue

Conflicts with Life:
- WoW
- Cthulhu
- The Webcomics Panel
- *Conchair for Death
- Homework
- Ian's Expos essay

Conflicts with HRSFA:
- Life
- Ian's Expos essay

Still Asleep:
- Cthulhu

John Bestoso:
- John Bestoso
- John Masi
- Ed
- Bella
- T.

Do You Speak?
- C
- English motherfucker

Location of the Olmec Empire:
- North Dakota
- England
- Yucatan Peninsula
- Nia
- Japan

Does Not Conceal Landmarks:
- Giant Heads

A Whore:
- Your Mother
- Car whore (?)

Most Virulent Mime:
- Marcel Marceau

Mr. HRSFA:
- Tiffany
- Betsy

Baking SIG Leader for Life:
- Quirk

Solely Missed HRSFA Tradition:
- Tea
- Woad and Wenches
- 14 minuets
- Baking SIG
- Quirk
- Thanksgiving Rule
- Humanities majors
- Ballroom in the snow

The Line Stops Here:
- ;
- \n
- \\
- Giant heads
- )
- Alewife
- <br/>
- The cash register
- Nowhere
- "No, that's the empty string"
- </Carl>

Pride:
- Jason Brodsky
- Carl
- Myself

Gluttony:
- Nathaniel
- Kevin Carde

Wrath:
- Damnation
- Alessandro
- Cthulhu
- Caitin
- 2ww

Sloth:
- Cthulhu
- Cute

Lust:
- Your mom
- Betsy and Alessandro
- Subdominant
- *Legendary
- Michael Porn

Poor Replacement HRSFA Tradition:
- Punctuality
- Giant heads
- Not burning clocks
- Capture the flag in Widener
- 4

Envy:
- MIT
- Nevada

Cutest Couple:
- Betsy and Alessandro
- Robert Graves and Plato
- Snow cats and dogs
- Cthulhu
- Awww
- The Freshmen
- KSR and OSC
- OSC and Fox Newns
- Riley and that girl at the end
- Mitch Wilkinson and his piercing blue eyes
- Carl and Nathaniel
- Carl and Broken Dreams
- Carl and his sideburnsn
- Recursion
- Benjamin Franklin Gates and treasure
- Benjamin Franklin Gates and the President

Stegosaurus:
- Matt
- Other Matt

Not a Planet:
- Pluto
- Discworld
- Your mom, even though she looks like one
- Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

Avarice:
- Vericon
- Ed
- *Treasurer
- Bella
- Weiyi

> 0:
- \epsilon
- Conchair candidates
- It looks like a duck
- *infinity

Empty string:
- \emptyset

Doctor:
- Who

Everything:
- Everything else
- Cthulhu
- John Bestoso
- Life, the Universe, and

Shouldn't Erase Boards:
- Carl
- Bella

Objective:
- Destroy all enemies
- *Mine more
- Giant heads
- Find the treasure
- Expos essay grades
- Subjective
- Nominative
- The galaxy
- Don't die
- Die
- Die with the most stuff
- Save Algus
- What's going on in Utena

HRSFA Battle Cry:
- We fight for abstract nouns!
- For pony!
- Don't die!
- Run away!
- Santar-ha!
- *Spam
- Aww...
- Puppies!
- Giant heads!
- Well, not with the fucking
- Brains!
- Mine more overlords!

String:
- Silly
- Theory
- Super
- Empty

"Meat":
- Spam
- Tofurkey
- They're made of meat!
- The think we're meat!
- They sing by squirting air through their meat
- Puppies
- Carl
- Humanity
- Vegetarians
- Panda bacon

Something, I Don't Know What:
- Day I Got Cookie
- Hoklagoma
- The purpose of life
- Humanities majors
- Okapi
- Carl
- \sqrt{\text{Schrödinger's Cat}}

Flail:
- Carl
- Kevin
- Tiffany
- Medieval Weaponry
- Rat
- Cantor-flail

Eternal Prefrosh:
- Dennis

Big Wank:
- Kevin Martin

This:
- Corporate Finance
- Sparta

Corporate Finance:
- This

A Programming Language:
- APL
- Noncons
- LOLCODE
- John Bestoso

Is Four People:
- Andrew
- Baking SIG

People:
- Andrew is
- Soylent Green is

Vendetta:
- V
- Marla King
- Yard Security

Homophone:
- For
- Warren 
- Warren

Kids:
- Tricks are

Full of Rabbits:
- Warren
- Andrew

Full of Bunnies:
- Michael
- Michael and Tentacles
- Lowell boy slash

No, no, no:
- National Treasure 3
- Michael Porn
- Save Algus
- *4 for 4
- Carl/Nathaniel
- The backslashes are lambdas
- Sci-fi author slash
- Meat
- *Yes, yes, yes
- Casting for Cowboy Bebop movie

4:
- For
- Fore
- Four
- 4
 - -4
- IV
- IIII
- SUC(SUC(SUC(SUC(0))))
- Subdominant
- atoi("4")
- 17
- 100
- 3.\bar{9}
- 5
- Great Justice

Awww...:
- Quirk
- Puppies
- Not nominating anything so Carl can have a break

This Category is only for Clerical Purposes:
- Jason nominated Weiyi for Avarice
- Cure Serious Wounds
- *Spam
- Nathaniel put his pinky to his mouth for amount Tony lost
- Alessandro swore at Jason for nominating Thanksgiving Rule for Sorely Missed HRSFA Tradition
- God and His Prophet
- Alessandro is trying to make arguments based on logic at Non-cons
- Carl
- Betsy
- The Nathaniel category exists so Carl can vent at me
- I'm only nominating this so Carl will vent at me
- I apologize to Carl for nominating this
- Clerical porpoises
- I'm sorry Carl, but if I make this sentence long enough, you'll have to erase the board for a fourth time

Drink:
- Tea
- Cookies

Rocks:
- Giant heads
- Warmonk

Questionably Legal:
- Hazing Carl
- Lowell Boy Slash
- Michael porn
- *Sorely missed HRSFA Tradition
- Buring clocks
- Rat SIG

Unquestionably Illegal:
- Vericon

Not HRSFA:
- Noteables
- SCA
- Vericon

That Monstrosity What Was Just Nominated:
- *Spam
- Michael porn
- What?

Breakfast:
- Waffle
- Pancake
- Bacon elemental

What's Your Point?
- *Anything

Will Stalk Us All Eventually:
- Invisible stalker
- Phantasmal stalker
- That guy
- Celery
- Sheaves
- Wendy

Best LARP:
- Logos
- Pogos
- Dance and the Dawn
- The LARP and the Late
- Real Life

Awesome:
- Puns
- Frustrating Carl
- Sauce
- Math
- Tom's Dr. Horrible Costume

More Awesome:
- Physics

Yes, yes, yes:
- Bacon
- Seven Deadly Sins SIG

What Jason is Conchair for:
- *Objective
- The trips

Best Game:
- Civil War 2061
- Battle for Hill 218
- Dogs in the Vineyard
- Race for the Galaxy
- Puppies
- Dominion
- Escape from Zyzzlevaria
- Race for *(The Galaxy)
- Hazing Carl
- Rock Paper Scissors, but rock wins ties
- Rock Scissors

Noncons:
- Bottomless pit

Weiyi:
- Bella
- Kathy
- The Midgard Serpent
- Arkham Horror

Kathy:
- Weiyi

Bitch with a Stick:
- Lowell
- Pfoho

Confused:
- Tiffany
- Carl

Carl:
- Confused
- Betsy
- John Bestoso
- *Spam
- Doesn't have good plans

Carls:
- Dozens, if not hundreds
- Betsys

Overkill:
- John Bestoso

Most References in Non-cons:
- Carl
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby
- Kirby

The Game:
- I lost
- But Randall Monroe said we won

Still Not King:
- Aragorn
- Daenerys
- Kaitlin

The Strongest:
- Rock
- Paper
- Scissors

Still Not Finished:
- Song of Ice and Fire
- Wheel of Time
- My homework
- Noncons

Where is it?
- Right in front of you
- Over there

What do we want?
- Brains!

When do we want it?
- Brains!

Where do we want it?
- Brains!

Zombies:
- HRSFA
- Neurotoxins

We Don't Have Enough of These:
- Kirby
- Treasurers
- John Bestoso
- *Carl
- *Carls
- Scapegoats
- *Some numbers

Aerial Killing Machine:
- Kirby
- Flying Shark
- Flying Salt Hippo
- Ninja Construction
- The Pope
- Cthulhu
- Titania

Equally Aerial Killing Machine:
- Flying Crocodile

Will Spike Us All Eventually:
- Kirby
- Spike
- Keanu Reeves
- Blue
- Bottomless pit with spikes at the bottom

A Furry Convention:
- Full of rabbits

My Nightmares, Now:
- Full of rabbitns

Eventually:
- *Now

Nathaniel:
- The swankiest fox that trots
- Sometimes OK
- Put on this earth so God can punish Carl for sins he was not aware of

Dominant Strategy:
- Rock

HRSFA HQ:
- Lowell PQ22/21
- The Office

Scapegoat:
- Tony
- Orson Scott Card
- Reply-all

A Trap:
- It
- Nathaniel

N:
- 5

This Time:
- 1 hop
- 2 hops
- 3 hops
- n hops
- *(Some Numbers) hops

Infinity:
- \aleph_0
- --------
- Time noncons take

Most Useful Unit:
- g
- Overlords
- 1
- -1
- \omega
- Barn
- i
- cubit
- Barrels per furlong-fortnight
- Furlongs per fortnight
- Sonic screwdrivers
- Intelligence task force
- Initial object

Sonic:
- Hedgehog
- Nothing resists this
- Screwdriver

Things HRSFA Should do in 2061:
- Reenact the Civil War
- Reenact the Crimean War
- Same thing we do every year: try to take over the world!
- Declare it 2062 a year early

What HRSFA Stands For:
- Harvard Reemeedeeal Speling Asoseashun
- Hungry Rabbitsn Stealing Funny Apples
- Harvard Radcliffe Sailing Fencing Association

Cutest Couplet:
- I kind of hope that I have the time to come up with a vaguely funny rhyme

Still the Prettiest:
- Michael
- Alessandro

The Better Version:
- N64
- N65
- 5
- 3.5
- 3.75
- 4
- 2nd
- Chainmail

Wins Ties:
- Rock
- Bowties

In a Ranger Hat:
- Karl Marx
- Carl

President of Penguinia:
- FDR

Things You Do Need Five Of:
- DnD Campaigns

Asian:
- *Kathy
- *Weiyi

Webmaster:
- Tiffany
- Master Hand

zzDone:
- We're
- We're not

WTF?
- The voice of Lord Zedd
- St. Labia, patron saint of pornography

Zigs:
- Give us all your