Non-Cons 2001

Don't take these too seriously. :)

In no particular order...

Thing that Most Kicks Ass:

Vericon
Bob
CATS
Rock

Person Who Most Kicks Ass:

Tom Lotze
Ashley Eden

Cutest Couple

Spike & Buffy
Angel & Darla
Angel & Hell
Pete Abrams & Tom Rickett
Touga & Akio
Angel & Buffy
G'kar & Lyta
Ivanova & Talia
Dodger & Marcus
Ivanova & Marcus
Bryn & Kyle
Jim Profit & Bobby
Vir and Lennier
Franklin & Marcus

Scapegoat

(Current officers may not be nominated.)

Tom "Shirt Guy" Ricket
Tom Lotze
Kyle Niedwicki
Stone Cold Tse Wei Lim
someone other that Steve Padnick
Matt Ender
Dev
Claudia
Roger Corman
Sian Alexandra Kleindienst
Hillary Moberly

Best Declaration of Feline Victory

"All your ace are belong to us." - John Scarne or Pete Sampras or Andre Agassi
"All your Thrace is belongs to me." - Alexander the Great
"All your lace are belong to us. Just do it" -Nike
"All your trace are belong to us." -linear algebra
"All you face are belong to us." -Acme Mask + Cosmetic, Inc.
"All your grace are belong to us." -John Paul II
"All your space are belong to us." -Emperor Palpatine
"All your race are belong to us." -Ramses II
"All your case are belong to us." -Johnny Cochran
"All you mace are belong to us." -SCA or women's self-defense club
"Dear Mr. Castro,"
"Somebody set up us the bomb."
"HA HA HA HA..."
"All your vase are belong to us." -Wong's China Shop
"All your Jayce are belong to us." - the Wheeled Warriors
"All your face are belong to us." -Hannibal Lecter

That Guy

Henri Folse
Ben Miller
Paul Berman

Dennis the Eternal Pre-frosh

Dennis
Bryn
Dev
Claudia
Matt Ender
Tse Wei
Henri
An enthusiastic pre-frosh to be determined at Pre-Frosh Weekend
Hillary Moberly

Person most likely to be elected "Dennis the eternal prefrosh"

Dennis
Tse Wei
Claudia
Bryn
Starr
Henri

Mascot

Devilbunny
Undead Elmo
Late Pikachu & Pikachu
The Transmetal Dragon
Bunyip
Hamster Dance
Hamster
CATs
Silent Bob
Mr. Planters
4" Marcus Cole Figurine

Gurney Halleck

Tom Lotze
Surface of the Planet Mars
Gurney Halleck
Duncan Idaho
Stilgar
Patrick Steward

Most Persecuted Yet Savory Food

Lime Tostitos
Pork Rinds
Old Cheez Balls
The Breakfast Sandwich
Diet Coke
Savory Baked Tofu
Hong Kong Egg Foo Yong
Fire

Dictator in Exile

Tom Lotze
Matt Withers
Dennis Clark
John Abbe
Kevin Gold
Fidel Castro

Pun inspector

Dev
Inspector Gadget
Sherlock Holmes
Moira Hill
No One

The Identity of that .*ig

Zig
pZig
pSig
SIG
'Zig'
4$%&7yig
Fig
'Zig'ig
People's Special Interest Group against THE Man and THE Breakfast Sandwich.

The Man

Susan Cooke
Jeff Filipini
Harry Lewis
Batman
CATS
The Breakfast Sandwich
Sian Alexandra Kleindienst
Hillary Moberly

My Hero

Neil Sinhababu
Ben Miller

Half-Elven Ethnographer

Rebecca
Elrond Half-Elven
Nietzshe

President Clark

Dennis Clark
Edward Figgus
Edward Gorey
Herbert Hoover
Claudia
Tony Vila
Morgan Clark
Sian Alexandra Kleindienst
Hillary Moberly
Delenn

The Breakfast Sandwich

Aaron Dinkin
Bryn Neuenschwander
The Cuban
Dev
Denver Breakfast Sandwhich
PB&J Sandwich
Surface of the Planet Mars
The Man

Muppet Dictator

Undead Elmo
Yoda
Fraggles
Kermit
Mrs. Piggy
Kevin Gold

Puppet Dictator

Dean Epps
Fidel Castro
Tse Wei Lim
George Bush
New President of Harvard
Dennis Clark

Most Maligned Cause

Great Justice !!
Lime Tostitos
Folk and Math
Breaking the World
The Revolution of the World
Saving the pSIG
Bringing the New Sun
Move 'ZIG'
Fantastic Four Movie
'Motion to Close Meeting'
Truthfulness
GeneStealers
The Master
Detroit
Making Sure that NonCon and Non-cons are not Simultaneous Events
Singing "I'm the Very Model of a Modern Major General"
HCS War
Science Center Movie Showings

Name most in need of an Umlaut

Lotze
Goedel
Pal Erdos
Nietzshe
Oz
Neuenschwander
Skolem
Grignor
Moberlyi

Oldest HRSFAn

Kyle Niedzwicki
kniedzw
Tom Lotze
Rebecca McKeown
Terry Pratchett
Claudia
John Abbe
Dennis the Eternal Prefrosh (whoever that turns out to be)
Lorien

God and His Prophet

Jim Profit & Jim Profit
Box & Jim Profit
Jim Profit & his box
Om & Brutha
Alanis Morrisette & (Jay & Silent Bob)
Kevin & the Astropath
Kyle Niezwicki & kniedzw
Elohim and Rael

Name most in Need of a Castle

HRSFA
VonKorff
Chris Palmer
Kleindienst

Most Tragic Figure

Londo
Surface of the Planet Mars
Ben Grim
Jason Morrow
The Fantastic Four Movie
Dennis the Eternal Prefrosh
Lando
Count Chocula
Anyone BUT Marcus

Button Man

James Ernest
Dennis Clark
Pete Abrams
Darwin
Shirt-Guy Tom

HRSFA's Best Cuban

Cassia Martin
Elian Gonzalez
Fidel Castro
winner of "Evil Trickster"
winner of "President Clark"
Tony Vila

Evil Trickster

Tom Lotze
Kyle Niedzwicki
Tom's evil twin
Dennis the Eternal Pre-frosh (whoever that turns out to be)
winner of "President Clark"
Sian Alexandra Kleindienst
Hillary Moberly

Best Trial by Fire for New Officers

noncons
the coming Pillow Fight
War, beginning in AD 2101
The Secret Tortures yet to be disclosed
Splitting the Check at Uno's

Vice President of Cheez Balls

Neil
Tony
CheezMania
Mr. Planters
Bob
Paul Berman

Tom's Evil Twin

Moira Hill
Megatron
"President Clark"
Eric Idle
Skimpymoomoo

Tom

Moira Hill
Megatron
Everyone who was nominated for Dennis the eternal prefrosh
The string "Everyone who was nominated for Dennis the eternal prefrosh."

Date for Next Meeting

March 11th
March 18th
never, ever, ever again
Claudia
THE Millennium
AD 2101
NonCon
The year is 2260. The place, Babylon 5

Stone Cold

Jane Austen
crazy
Tse Wei Lim
Starr
Alexa
Altan Sert

Avon

Tony Vila
Stratford Upon
St. Theresa of
Best Cosmetic Company

Vericon fishy woman

Pete Abrams
Claudia
Bryn
Starr
Anthy Himemiya's Octopus
Cassia Martin
Sian Alexandra Kleindienst
Hillary Moberly

Best Television Show

Buffy
The G'kar & Lyta Show
Cleopatra 2525
Junkyard Wars
Jack of All Trades
Hercules
The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Profit
Black Scorpion
Babylon 5
Blake 7
West Wing
Tony Vila (think of initials)
LEXX
Babylon 5 (seasons 1, 2, and 5)
Interstellar Network News

Martyr

Withers
The Rose Bride
Jason Morrow
Aaron Landry
Cassia Martin
Tony Vila

Oz

Neil Sinhababu
L. Frank Baum
Continent of Australia
Name most in need of an umlaut
Seth Green
Oz
1/16 of a LB

Friendly Ghost

Starr
Casper
Marcus Cole

Dios

Kevin Gold
Akio

Surface of the Planet Mars

Surface of the Moon
Weekes Footbridge
Pepperoni pizze
David Speyer
My Door
Harvards Endowment

Phrase Least Likely to be Successfully Seconded

"Let's Close the Meeting"
"Let's raise Kyle to Godhood"
"Let's have another HCS war"
"Franklin is cuter than Marcus"

cutest little sister

Hillary Moberly
Susan Ivanova
Dawn

Most Delirious

Hillary Moberly

Most Delicious

Hillary Moberly
Victor Von Doom
Thing
CATS

Most "Trustworthy"

Cassia Martin
Tom Lotze

Loved King

Kevin Gold
Severian

Devil Kong

Kevin Gold
Egg Foo Young

Best Person to kill in the beginning of a Mafia game

Tom Lotze
Rebecca McKeown
Mafia
Dev Purkayastha
Marcus Cole
Dennis - damn you all.

Stool Pidgeon

Dennis Clark

Undercover Cop

Jackie Chan
Dennis Clark

Best New Non-Con Position

Best Declaration of Feline Victory
Best New Non-Con Position
Date of Next Meeting
Dictator in Exile
Most Persecuted Yet Savory Food
Tom Lotze

Best Blade Runner Reference

Neil Sinhababu
Tony Vila

KGB Mole

Paul Berman
Robert Hansen
Dennis Clark

Length of $50 Memberships

Until Time Ends
Until Heat Death of the Universe
Lifetime
However Long the Alumnus Remembers
Til AD 2101
Eternal
Eternal (may not be used by reincarnated member)
3.5 inches

Cutest B5 Male

Dr. Stephen Franklin
Londo Mollari
Zathras
Marcus Cole
Kosh
Vir

Most Over-Hyped B5 Male

Marcus Cole
Dr. Stephen Franklin

Most Likely To Be Arrested by the B5 Sig Leader on Charges of Sedition

Tony Vila

Officer who would be a cool Scapegoat

Dennis Clark
Bryn Neuenschwander
Cassia Martin
Ben Miller
Starr
Matt Ender

Best AYB poster

IOP Poster

All Your Base

Surfact of the Planet Mars
Are Belong to Us
Move 'ZIG'

Best Moon

Tunes Moon
Surface of the Planet Mars
Sailor Moon
Rhyming Moon
Anti-Truth Moon
Politeness Moon
Omega Moon (free base!)
Win Alone Now moon
Undesirable Emotion Moon

Cutest member of Evangelion

Pen-pen
Kevin Gold
Rei Ayanami

Tse Wei Lim

Dennis Clark
Tse Wie Lim
Vericon

Most Extant Facial hair

Dev Purkayastha
Tom Lotze

Mandatory Hair Color

Blue
Green

Worst British Accent

Marcus Cole

Best Babylon 5 episode

Endgame
Passing through Gethsemane

Most Blatantly Freudian Object

Ranger Fighting Staff
Babylon 5
Vorlon attack ships
Light-Saber

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