Non-Cons 2007

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This'll screw up Dan's computer system A Magistrate Noam Thou A whore your mom Accidental double-*accidental explosion Flat Matt Natural Sharp Aerial killing machine Flying shark Flying Spaghetti Monster Kirby Pirates riding their burning dinosaurs Pirates riding their burning sharks Sheep Sheik The Pope Against the rules dying setting a clock on fire America's next top model *Miss HRSFA Michael von Korff Apples to Apples Cards bonobos Boris Yeltsin Magic cards Tarot cards Asterisk star Awesome HRSFA Me Bane of HRSFA *Will kill us all eventually Hupdar World of Warcraft Best Picture Destination Saturn The DaVinci Code The Lowell Grille TV The other Lowell Grille TV Best Sequel Fragon Best advice Do a barrel roll! Use the boost to get through! Don't ever give up, my son. Don't die Serpentine, Shel, Serpentine! Use the force, Luke Best dance Masochism Tango on Isaac Asimov's grave Same-Sex Cha Cha Best filler 18 dead Hasidic Jews The spirits of 40,000 dead Aborigines Best pick-up line Do you want to buy a duck? Does it involve the word "stiletto?" Show me your moves! Bitch with a stick Alexa Lowell House Quirk Bitch with an opera Lowell House Broken Sheik Stupid-face The Lowell Grille Captain Falcon Matt The Gay Avenger Con-chair for death Kartik the ultimate chair what is covered with acid-spitting beetles Con-chair for life Emily Ida Popper Morgan the ultimate chair what you only get by sitting in every other chair Conflicts with Rachel's life band Conflicts with life *Will kill us all eventually Ballroom class HRSFA Model UN necessity for sleep thesis work World of Warcraft Cute Kitties Puppies Michael von Korff the freshmen Cutest Couple Adama and Adama Gaius and Six Six and Gaius Starbuck and Leoben Johan and Tenma Alexa and a piece of chalk Cody and Noam John Thomas Masi and John Thomas Bestoso Kevin and Pizza Lamont and Lamont Michael and Cody Quirk and a piece of chalk Quirk and her scooter Robert Langdon and Jacques Derrida's cold, dead body Quirk and a piece of chocolate Armster and Kassarin Death Warren Delusional Michael von Korff Doesn't exist   necessity for sleep sleep solipsism the fleur-de-lis Doesn't not exist Kathy's dragon Dropping block GPA guano Noam Noam's food Emily's middle initial I first letter of *Emily's middle name Emily's middle name Popper Danger Vericon Equally aerial killing machine Captain Falcon Flying crocodiles Fox McCloud the McNinja clan Eventually graduation heat death of the universe now one of these days only for now real soon Far too calm Dan Favorite beverage Malinuninku Miller's Bitter vodka Brains! vodka and brains Favorite dish BEEF BEER bread Full of nudity *a whore Alexa's textbook the internet transformation scenes Full of rabbits Cody's belly Kathy's belly Michael Warren Warren Go, go go! Atari Go SIG Godzilla Joseph Power Rangers Speed Racers Tracey Sketch-it God and His prophet Ando Momofuko and Ramen Chronos and the Poobah Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Noodly Appendage Konvar8ism and Grust Osamu Tezuka and Ada Palmer Quirk's scooter and Quirk Dan Brown and Robert Langdon Robert Langdon and Robert Langdon The Dragon and Kristen Green Both Elis/zabeths purple HRSFA Alexa Harvard Remedial Spelling Association Harvard-Radcliffe Sacred Feminine Association Harvard-Radcliffe Sailing and Fencing Association Harvard-Radcliffe Squirrel Fishing Association Harvard-Radcliffe Singing and Fencing Association HRSFA Battlecry Because happiness is important too. Eulalia! For great justice! For the love of life, For the revolution of the world! In America! We fight for abstract nouns! HRSFA Mascot G-Rex Matt Matt Sam Undead Elmo HRSFA headquarters Castle Von Korff Lowell QP2221 Hard advice to follow don't die Have a plan {Panama, Canal} A man Cylons Dan the GM Hazing the Co-Chairs making them read the MA hazing laws non-cons tickling Hero Captain Planet Guitar Jet Li sandwich sandwich in your pants underdog In my pocket Pokemon the light of a thousand suns The Ring Incandescent Lamont Infernal for life Elena Ingredient #1 a 10-pound bar of chocolate Brains! Ingredient #2 Emily's laptop JRR GGK GRR PKD John Thomas Bestoso Masi Kaitlin Bob Dole Emily Kaitlin grounded Kristen Kathy Weiyi King of No Pants Cody Knot math Ballroom chainmail not math pretty pictures Lamont Fire-breathing Burninating Scorchinating Incandescent Lamont Lamont Library Mount Everest Ned Late Dentarthurdent Father Thomas Jesus Michael von Korff Priory of Sion Least convincing argument A topologist would be able to visualize it because it's Lent but… sleep fuck this, I'm playing WoW Good battle! I'll second anyone who's named Matt I'm gonna win! It eats space it's a staff It's circled! it's in capital letters relax and follow she looked 18 Show me your moves! Sub rosa, in Latin No, there is an elephant in the way! Long Elections eternity Hinjo's Junk Rebecca's cock The Baroque Cycle Lost Ashton our innocence

MST MSTFs Underdog Made out of sufficiently advanced science magic technology Timeline Math Ballroom Kevin pretty pictures Miss HRSFA Alessandro Bill Kevin Carde Kevin Orfield Michael von Korff Warren Mitigating Circumstance Because Quirk said so HRSFA thesis Most Ambiguous Voice Acting James (from Pokemon) Slippy Toad Most Symbolic Circle Langdon Vision Napoleon Sacred Feminine Snowball Symbology the Star of David Most convincing argument and no one else nominate anything Batteries are not for eating But have you ever considered that yes? but they're isomorphic but… sleep chocolate I have been assured you aren't usually evil It doesn't say that. It followed me home. It has a light burning taste. It seemed like a good idea at the time. It should get a point. It was already 9, so why sleep? Just look at the long spiky tail Let's have tea Of course it quacks Paste is for you, water is for me Show me your moves! Sub rosa, in Latin there are 18 of them Theresa! We mixed human and cylon blood together Well that's not funny if it happened to my sister. Where was my arms? Why don't we make it be a nuclear weapon? Would you rather nominate it for Yes, yes, yes? Most virulent meme Christianity Tea The Game Mr. HRSFA Alexa Kathy My hero Neil No, no, no! a dead squirrel Britney Spears Eragon Printer slash Psychobilly Freakout Show me your moves! Yes, yes, yes! Noam's middle name Q Ruggles Fayerweather Ruggles-Fayerweather Non-constitutional office Kristen Not Evil Google Jason Not math maths Not that long this time elections Nounification Andrew Oh dear God Apollo It's full of stars It's only 8 LARPs Pagans Ancient Christians Followers of Chronos Jews Patron Deity Chronos Hupdar Ramen SANYO Symbology Pig Babe Napoleon Snowball Wilbur Plural Broken Pluralization of HRSFAn HRSFAen HRSFen usual suspects Y'all Purple green Kristen Recursion *recursion &recursion recursion& ** LISP the lambda calculus the Y combinator Rostov's weapon Bio Pistol Laser Lance Laser Sabre Plasma Lance Plasma Saber LazerRazor ™ Rule #1 Do not talk about fight club don't die people are stupid Saturn Earth Scapegoat Ballroom Cody Dan Brown Kartik Noteables thesis Schmowell House Lowell House A magical place in the sky where the televisions work and there's always food in the dining hall Short Life Should have houses named after them Drew Faust Leonard Hoar Should sleep \emptyset Ashton Kevin Orfield Kathy Dan Shouldn't Elena Shouldn't conjugate verbs Kathy Shouldn't eat bombs Dodongo Like-like Shouldn't eat food Noam Shouldn't say words Captain Falcon Cody Dev Kathy Noam Shouldn't sleep Ashton Kathy Dan Kevin Orfield Shouldn't spell names Dan Dann Harvard Remedial Spelling Association Show me your moves! Captain Falcon Mandie Singular pig star Something appalling a sandwich in my pants a sandwich in your pants Civil War 2061 Something appealing a sandwich Crimean War 2061 Something for everyone Brains! Comedy Tonight Spam *recursion *Spam A Lot Lovely Lowell Open Spam Spam, eggs, bacon and spam *Captain Falcon Show me your moves! Show me your moves! Show me your moves! Show me your moves! Show me your moves! Show me your moves! Show me your moves! Show me your moves! Show me your moves! Staff *stick chopstick Noam Quirk's scooter Rebecca's cock Star asterisk Craft Hydrogen turns to helium when I shine Stars unreachable Stegosaurus Matt Matt Symbol of the sacred feminine Stick *staff Quirk's scooter Still not king Aragorn Daenerys Jesus Kaitlin Simba Still the prettiest Alessandro Michael von Korff Strongest bear cowboy ninja paper rock scissors pirate dynamite Stupid fucker James Russel Symbol of the Sacred Feminine *Miss HRSFA *Staff Matt Matt Quirk's scooter Symbol of the Sacred Masculine Alessandro's new Latin costume That HRSFA That'll do, pig, that'll do Elena The Man Bill Kartik Weiyi The Way of the Ninja a sandwich in your pants Free cable Thief The other HRSFA The Sin-Eater This corporate finance HRSFA This space intentionally left blank *  Tonight *eventually Comedy Tonight Tragedy Won't be just any night Treasurer an inanimate carbon rod corporate finance Ed Thief Verb Dan God We don't have enough of these Noam's middle name Apples to Apples Cards Categories Civil War 2061 Emily's middle name hours LARP dates pointers Show me your moves! Vericon Vericon Hoodies Vericon T-Shirts Weiyi Kathy Weiyi What do we want? Brains! When do we want it? Brains! Where is it? Left right behind you right in front of you Your other left Your other right Hidden right now Which one? Elis/zabeth John John Thomas Kevin that one Will kill Matt *eventually Quirk Will kill Matt eventually a giant plush meteorite Alexa LARPs Quirk's scooter spam The Zoroastrians Will kill Matt today Quirk Will kill us all eventually Elena glaciers global warming John Bestoso MITSFs Natalie Portman Pokemon Puzzle League The Sacred Federalist thesis Yes, yes, yes! Lowell Boy Slash all other forms of slash You should have heard of this Babe Charlotte's Web Humdingers James Taylor The Simpsons zzz Under 2.5 hours   non-con elections

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